Not too long ago I was summoned in Equestria by purple horse
‘It was an accident’ she said
She wanted to summon a hero
Not your average dude
Due to the magic instability of the spell’s magic, I was turned into a little filly in the process
Fortunately princess Sunbutt removed the magic and contained it into a magical item
Which freaking look like something that came straight from a show I used to watch as a kid
‘To make it less alien to you’ she said
So we made a deal
She allows me to stay in Equestria as a human
But when I’m needed, I will have to use the magical device and be the hero purple horse wanted
Hero…heh…yeah right.
I can dig it.