@anonymous-pony
Your cast list is bad and you should feel bad. In any case…
The Crimson Fucker: Blueblood (or Sombra, either one could work)
Police Girl: Twilight
Pip: Big Mac
Walter: Fancy Pants
Integra: Zecora
Abraham Van Hel(l)sing: Star Swirl the Bearded
Anderson: aged up Mentally Advanced Series Spike (’cause he’s Irish, geddit?)
Yumie: Fluttershy
Heinkel: Spitfire (geddit?)
Maxwell: Hoity Toity
The Valentine brothers: Flim and Flam
Alhambra: Caballeron
Rip Van Winkle: Pinkie
Zorin Blitz: Gilda
Schrödinger: Thrackerzod
The Captain: Snowflake
The Doktor: Doctor Stable
The Major: Harold Saddlon
Yes, yes it does! It originated from the BIG FUCKING GUN 9000 from DOOM!!!
Arbmos: Oh, you are just a treat.
And I fucking loved it. I also understand this now, and love it just as much.
FlutterSeras: Byaytches love cannons!
…
FUCK, that’s an anti-tank rifle!
It’s an acronym for many things, but most notably that.
Agh, f*cked that up.
“I’m going for a walk.”
That’s why I said almost too cute.
What? And the normal Seras isn’t unbearably cute?
Your cast list is bad and you should feel bad. In any case…
The Crimson Fucker: Blueblood (or Sombra, either one could work)
Police Girl: Twilight
Pip: Big Mac
Walter: Fancy Pants
Integra: Zecora
Abraham Van Hel(l)sing: Star Swirl the Bearded
Anderson: aged up Mentally Advanced Series Spike (’cause he’s Irish, geddit?)
Yumie: Fluttershy
Heinkel: Spitfire (geddit?)
Maxwell: Hoity Toity
The Valentine brothers: Flim and Flam
Alhambra: Caballeron
Rip Van Winkle: Pinkie
Zorin Blitz: Gilda
Schrödinger: Thrackerzod
The Captain: Snowflake
The Doktor: Doctor Stable
The Major: Harold Saddlon