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Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
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Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

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That’s not at an angle to actually kill her and it’ll hurt the whole time. Draw an X between the ears and eyes, then aim for the middle. That’s how to euth a horse with gunshots.
Background Pony #18E8
Needs wing hands
It’s Celestia, it’s probably just a gun-shaped cake.
Background Pony #EB4C
Taking off the no trigger discipline tag; as morbid as it is, rule 2 says “at something you’re not willing to destroy”…
MagnificentTrixie
Duck - Back in the day it was hip to quack on ugly alicorn OCs

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@Trickquestion
 
I thank you kindly. That is exactly what I was looking for. top lel
@MagnificentTrixie  
Look up “Celestia’s Big Day” of FIMFiction. It’s exactly what you are looking for.
Dear Diary. Today I am going to try suicide again. For the 56th time.
 
I got me a good feeling about this one! Pearly gates here I come!
@Trickquestion
 
I’ve only seen stories with a benevolent Celestia who takes everything with stride and hides her darker emotions. Or a numb Celestia.
MagnificentTrixie
Duck - Back in the day it was hip to quack on ugly alicorn OCs

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I’ve always wanted more fics that address this. One of them attempting suicide but being metaphyiscally incapable of succeeding. You know you’re at the despair event horizon when you’re not even allowed to die.
I have seen a man who killed himself in the same way.Horrible.
@Posey  
We talking about the one where Celestia constantly fails at suicide, and the grim reaper offers her Scootaloo at one point?
I’ve been dying to read more fanfics where Celestia or Luna at least attempts suicide. I’ve read one with the latter but the former never pops up.
 
It’s an interesting premise.
DanielTepesKraus
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Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends

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She’s just fucking with you guys. The bullet would bounce right off of her heavily armored Alicorn coat.
Another suicide :/