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Background Pony #5882
Sunset Shimmer: I’ll stop you, even if I have to tear your skull right out of your head and beat you to death with it!
Adagio Dazzle: Wait a second, beating me to death with my own skull? That doesn’t seem physically possible!
Sunset Shimmer: That’s exactly what you’ll be screaming!
Background Pony #2B82
(Something blue and round gets stuck to Adagio’s head)
Aria: Adagio, what is that thing?
Adagio: What thing?
Sonata: There’s something on your head.
Adagio: What, is it a spider? Get it off!
Aria: No, not a spider. It’s like a… blue thing.
Adagio: What, like a blue spider? Get it off!
Sonata: Calm down! It’s not a spider! It’s some kind of rubbery, bulging thing.
Adagio: Doesn’t sound better than a spider.
Aria: Does it hurt?
Adagio: No.
Aria: Maybe we should get rid of it.
Sonata: Good idea. Go for it.
Aria: Me? By ‘we’ I mean you.
Adagio: Someone get it off! It could be dangerous!
(The balloon pops, soaking Adagio in green paint)
Aria and Sonata: Son of a (bell rings)!
stupid stupid
Skipping ahead  
Sonata:“You told me that was another arm.”  
Flash:“BLARG!”  
Spike the dog:“Hey Sonata high five!”  
Sonata:“I don’t want to do that any more.”
Simmons: Stupid Stupid one.
 
Griff: Oh yeah, that guy’s an idiot.