….. Request timed out.  
….. Request timed out.  
….. Packet returned!@
 
Route discovered! Interfacing through route interface...
 
@name:  
: *****@
 
Access denied.
 
@Exploiting deprecated version… Complete!  
Accessing root… Success!@
 
Welcome to $%#$* Aetheric and Radiation Detector Kit Firmware v0.3  
Instructions are included in the manual provided.@
 
@ Message: Also, Pinkie my dear, make sure you keep the firmware up  
to date! We wouldn’t want our ‘friends’ to know what mischief you and  
Applejack are up to, and we find hacks every day!  
Best of luck, darling! - R  
(Y/n) Y@
 
Creating secure tunnel... Success!
 
Evaluating damage... Complete!
 
@Requires massive aetheric levels to complete healing critical damage.  
NeuralD in low power state to preserve basic platform functions.  
Aetheric levels in platform at critically low levels due to  
disconnection.@
 
@Aetheric surge will reboot platform and allow fulfillment of prime  
directive.@
 
Warning! Aetheric surge will damage routing interface beyond repair.
 
@Considering… damage considered acceptable. Platform will have to  
reinterface at another time.@
 
Sending aetheric surge...............

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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
wait, isn’t pinkie pie the routing interface?!
SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

I am human, hear me err.
I’m sure this isn’t intentional, but the extra lines make Pinkie look like she’s starving.