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Hmm. The last has me wondering if it was really Derpy or Raindrops who dropped the stuff.Raindrops really looks scared.
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@Korora:
 
Similar to mine but I imagine her as being more “normal” and very intelligent but with a twisted, self-deprecating sense of humour, hence the “pose” after her self-electrocution, etc..etc…
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I’m too tired to think up an original response, so: Excellent as usual, CS. Keep up the good work.
A Pinkie Pie party? So was this interview around the time I had Pinkie Pie help me throw a party for Rainbow Dash? Or was it some other party? As many parties as that pony does, it is really hard to tell.
 
Good interview CS.
@McClaw  
Yeah, but my headcannon holds that it’s just because their culture is a lot more open about expressing emotions
Point taken.
 
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Still worth it, though.
 
Oh, and I learned. I just couldn’t resist. I tease people ponies I like. Can’t help it.
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@Korora: Pure coincidence, I guess. I doubt the people making the episodes read my stuff.
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>Diamond Tiara is a brat that deserves a beating
 
So Derpy has no moral objection to naughty foals getting an occasional beating/spanking. Yikes…Dinky better stay on her best behavior!
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@Korora Soooo kind of like a variant of autism, a la Sherlock Holmes but in a different direction? That’d be kinda cool.
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PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
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Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
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Let's keep calm here...
My own headcanon is that Derpy is really bright, but wired differently; some things that are obvious to most ponies may need a few intermediate steps for her, but some truly insightful things can be obvious to her.
 
By the way, CS, I noticed in Magic Duel that Twilight actually casts a spell you made up for her second interview: Summon Parasprite. Coincidence, or did they use your idea?
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@Ripple_Shine  
You forget how often ponies hug each other. (Derpy didn’t say that the hugs had to come from non-ponies.)
There goes my extra expenses.
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Nice one, as usual. But his last name is Kwak, not Quak.
Ha. Derpy thinks Tiara should be beat.
Great. Now, I’m gonna have nightmares about ponies I don’t like turning to ash before my eyes, saying “Monster…All you had to do was give a little love…why don’t you like me?” * shudders *
 
Danke, CS. Vielen Dank.
 
No, but seriously, thanks for letting me be a part of the process.
Huh, I find it a bit odd for Hugh to be Derpy’s cousin.
 
Also, it’s Two, not to in the description.
No! Don’t fire Raindrops!
 
Anyway, lovely job as always CS.