Luna: My darkness, it’s temporarily gone. Huh, where am I?  
???: Look here, Err.
 
(Luna turns around in shock)
 
Igningkot: An inferior equine creature with obscure tattoo on her buttox.  
Err: Bow down to us horse nerd!
 
(Luna stands speechless)
 
Igningkot: Greetings, I’m Igningkot and this is Err.  
Err: E to the double R makes Err.  
Luna: Who are… what… …  
Igningkot: We are the Moonintes and you have deeply offended us by coming here and desecrating our superior moon empire with your glittery, girly horse hooves.
 
(Igningkot points to two graffiti-painted rocks with a blue Mooninite banging a rock on the surface)
 
Luna: I had no choice…
 
(Igningkot points his middle finger upwards)
 
Igningkot: For this shameless crime against our people and for being a total NERD, your punishment is to be constantly spanked with moon rocks until such a time your buttox shall resemble the deepest craters in our empire, the same punishment all other nerds take.  
Err: So put your head down, take your tattoo off, lift your butt up, and prepare for a one-thousand-year-long merciless moon spanking, Sparkles.
 
(Luna looks annoyed)
 
Luna: What caused me to turn into Nightmare Moon to begin with?  
Err: No talking!
 
Anyways, that’s how I envision what would happen if Luna encountered the Mooninites.

God a thousand years with them? It’s a wonder she came back as sane as she did…

Be careful, they could be bombs.

On the moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks.