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ÜberReaktor
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Artist -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Military enthusiast pony
When he comes home from work extra dirty
Background Pony #7C01
@KolpSlack  
mmmmmm…. sounds nice.
KolpSlack
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Reborn Reject
Bet she can give one hell of a French kiss.
Background Pony #EB3D
@Background Pony #E2DD
 
@Badumsquish  
sorry to interuppt ya’ll
Background Pony #EB3D
@Badumsquish
 
@Background Pony #E2DD  
I would rather give her a name ||_
Background Pony #E2DD
@Background Pony #6160  
@Badumsquish  
If she did, it’d probably be a Japaneighs name anyway.
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

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@Background Pony #6160  
Doesn’t have one :P
Background Pony #6160
@Badumsquish  
So she’s the species Akaname? But what’s her name?
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

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@Background Pony #6160  
She’s an akaname. Her tongue is long, flexible, prehensile, and she licks up dirt and filth :D
Background Pony #6160
@Badumsquish  
why is she using her tongue as a towel????????????????????????????
Background Pony #7C01
@Background Pony #8870  
WIERDLY AMAZING
Nectarine
Fifth Yacht -
Platinum Trophy - Truly S-Tier achievement hunting
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

I'm a giraffe!
@Background Pony #8870  
Not as bad as having a camera down your trachea. That’s a bad day.
Background Pony #8870
@Background Pony #7C01  
Imagine how weird that’s gonna feel though…..
Background Pony #7C01
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@Background Pony #51D5  
Probably so, buuuuuut I’m not sure if I’d want her tongue going into my stomach. XD
Background Pony #51D5
@Background Pony #55EB  
But could it happen with her?
Background Pony #55EB
@Background Pony #51D5  
That’s not so much a joke as it’s a first-person solo RP. Hot though!
Background Pony #51D5
@Badumsquish  
So could something like this happen?
 
>“I’m curious. How long is that thing? My measuring tape here can go up to 50 feet.”  
<“Aahhhh… so I see.” (She smirks are me.) “You’d-a better be-a prepared-a for the most-a beautiful experience of-a your life!” (She pins me down and licks the parts of me that are still unclothed, working her way closer to my mouth.) “I see you’ve-a enjoyed-a my mamma’s pizza recipe.” (She then inserts her tongue into my mouth and tries to go all the way back to my throat, but fortunately, my epiglottis and the gag reflex prevent her from doing that. She somehow manages to ease it back there so I’m more tempted to swallow it than gag it back up, but her tongue just keeps extending. It keeps going into my stomach.) “Your-a tummy so yummy! You taste-a delicious!”  
>“Aaaaaaaaah!”  
And then this happens with the other of her neighborhood. https://youtu.be/WrkIR70soxM Her tongue then succeeds in making its way through my entire digestive system while the others keep yelling.
 
(Sorry about that if anyone’s offended; I just wanted to make a joke.)
Background Pony #E2DD
@Badumsquish  
Trash’s natural fur color is a citrusy yellow, with an orange mane to match. But she’s so filthy most of the time that you’d never guess it.  
 
So, yeah, she’d probably get along pretty well with the Akaname.
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

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@Background Pony #E2DD  
She’d love a pony like Trash XD
 
@Background Pony #51D5  
Twilight tried to figure out the length. It ended in a very inappropriate flirty licking and an akaname with a serious Twilight crush XD
Background Pony #51D5
@Badumsquish  
Exactly. It may not make it all the way through because we don’t know how long it’ll go. But we could make an assumption that it probably won’t, since she’s just too small, right?
Background Pony #E2DD
@Background Pony #7C01
She could but it would have no nutrition for her :P
Just give it to RedXBacon’s Trash then.  
 
She eats mouldy and/or rotten food (among other garbage) all the time. Plus, Trash is covered in filth and grime, so the Akaname would love her.
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

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@Background Pony #51D5  
You could. Just let her have the dirty dishes XD
 
@Background Pony #51D5  
It’s currently unknown how far their tongues can go XD
 
@Background Pony #7C01  
She could but it would have no nutrition for her :P
Background Pony #7C01
@Badumsquish  
Would she eat moldy and expired food?
Background Pony #51D5
@Badumsquish  
But we have to assume her tongue can make it that far.