Plz Cadance, don’t kill her.
Don’t hurt her at all
If you kill her, she’ll become a real fly and she’s gonna have a thirst for vengeance and murder you awfully, like that Eega movie
(Not kidding, this is how Wikipedia defines the movie:)
Its protagonist Nani, who is in love with his neighbour Bindu, is murdered by a wealthy industrialist named Sudeep, who is attracted to Bindu and considers Nani a rival. Nani reincarnates as a housefly and tries to avenge his death and protect Bindu from an obsessive Sudeep.
Tabatha: [gasp]
Me: What?
Tabatha: Who’s dat guy behind you?
Me: Oh, um, it’s… Potter?
Tabatha: Who’s Potter?
Me: Well, it-
Tabatha: Oh. HARRY?!
Me: No! Don’t take him away from me!
Harry: [he’s not attracted to Tabatha cuz she’s a bug-pony]
Me: Harry, ya have a visitor.
Harry: So? Hermione! Ron!
Hermione: What is it, Harry?
Ron: Blimey! A bug-pony!
Harry: [wand time]
Tabatha: Hey, don’t zap me!
Harry: Wingardium Leviosa
Tabatha: Hey STOP!!!
Me: What the actual fuck?
Hermione and Ron: What are you thinking, Ruby*?
Me: Feelin’ like I must go
Hermione, Harry, Ron: Just go
Me: Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: Harry’s so hot
So does she have the 30-day life cycle of regular flies who on all they know to the next “queen” and since they look alike, nobody’s caught on, or do they have “normal” Equestrian lifespan?
Hah! XD
Don’t hurt her at all
If you kill her, she’ll become a real fly and she’s gonna have a thirst for vengeance and murder you awfully, like that Eega movie
Me: What?
Tabatha: Who’s dat guy behind you?
Me: Oh, um, it’s… Potter?
Tabatha: Who’s Potter?
Me: Well, it-
Tabatha: Oh. HARRY?!
Me: No! Don’t take him away from me!
Harry: [he’s not attracted to Tabatha cuz she’s a bug-pony]
Me: Harry, ya have a visitor.
Harry: So? Hermione! Ron!
Hermione: What is it, Harry?
Ron: Blimey! A bug-pony!
Harry: [wand time]
Tabatha: Hey, don’t zap me!
Harry: Wingardium Leviosa
Tabatha: Hey STOP!!!
Me: What the actual fuck?
Hermione and Ron: What are you thinking, Ruby*?
Me: Feelin’ like I must go
Hermione, Harry, Ron: Just go
Me: Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: Harry’s so hot
*Ruby is me
Like…like Lord of the Flies?
We’re about to find a decomposing pony head, aren’t we?
Lewd dirty ;D
What type of dirty?
No wonder they’re despised~
A different type of dirty XD
@DR35
Pretty much like changeling larva :D
Dirty plate services?! Like, cleaning the whole plate of any specks or crumbs?
Normal pony lifespan. She’s not long-lived like Celestia, but she doesn’t have a short bug lifespan either :D
@Background Pony #E527
Seems like something she’d do XD
@Ping_chan
Also offering particularly dirty “services” for your plate of food XD
She’s known for the pickup line “you gunna finish that?”