Trixie: What? Their a bunch of c-nts, What are you going to do about it, you c-unts? You going to c-nt all over me with your c-nty boots, or your c-nty clothes or your…. VAGINA?
@ObliviaTheChangeling
Chrysalis: Nggh, Niggh! Come on you! BLAST IT she’s caught in my horn!
Twilight: Need some help?
Chrysalis: How dare you! Cozy, KILL HER!
@Background Pony #BC66
Twilight: Guys! We’ve found A Changeling, Pony and Centaur! And Celestia’s here.
Celestia: I am? SHNK!
Twilight: CELESTIA’S DEAD!
Celestia: No, I’m not!
Cue Spike screaming repeatedly as Aria and Adagio wreck the Humane 6’s shit (sans Twilight).
Applejack: Ah feel like we’re underprepared for this!
Trixie: Hey you c-nts.
Starlight Whoa, Trixie WTF!?
Trixie: What? Their a bunch of c-nts, What are you going to do about it, you c-unts? You going to c-nt all over me with your c-nty boots, or your c-nty clothes or your…. VAGINA?
Aria:(Inhales)(Kicks Trixie right in the face.)
Wallflower: HELLO, I AM WALLFLOWER BLUSH. I AM HILARIOUS AND YOU WILL-BIRDS-BIRDS-BIRDS-SUNSET.
Adagio: Hm. I like her.
Tirek: Behold! Our second, third, and fourth greatest creations!
Adagio: The f#%k does that mean?
Sonata: Probably this.
Tirek: No! Don’t wake her up for some reason!
Aria: We might.
Chrysalis: Quick release the sirens.
Cozy: Yes, the sirens, they where always part of the story, from the beginning.
Twilight Sparkle: Hey guys! I’m back and I’m off limits.
Lil Cheese:We’re here because we have no male fan base
Cheese Sandwich:well,you do now
Luster Dawn:YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED!
Applejack: Don’t worry y’all, I found their lair!
Chrysalis: F**k they found the lair!
Rainbow: Time to put the centaur in a home! A Funeral home-
Tirek is gone
Rainbow: Damn, he runs fast for an old guy.
Tirek: I feel like we’re underprepared for this.
Rainbow Dash: DO YOU AFRAID!?
Tirek: Kinda!
Rainbow Dash: Kamehamerasengattack!
your current filter.Chrysalis: Nggh, Niggh! Come on you! BLAST IT she’s caught in my horn!
Twilight: Need some help?
Chrysalis: How dare you! Cozy, KILL HER!
Twilight: Guys! We’ve found A Changeling, Pony and Centaur! And Celestia’s here.
Celestia: I am?
SHNK!
Twilight: CELESTIA’S DEAD!
Celestia: No, I’m not!
Edited
Rainbow Dash: Should we worry about the Legion?
Twilight Sparkle: I can wait.
3 YEARS LATER
Kinda mixed things up there…
Autumn should be Flurry Heart.
Shining should be replaced by Cheese in the last part.
Twilight Sparkle: But WILL I?
Autumn Blaze: All right, I’m out. Bye Dad!
Shining Armor: What did she just-?
Autumn Blaze: Nervous laugh Just kidding- LOOK AT PINKIE PIE’S STUPID SHIRT!
Autumn Blaze teleports away in her time machine
Applejack: More like “Pinkie Pride Parade” am I right?
Pinkie Pie: I’m now going to get laid by the nearest stallion just to prove you wrong.
Shining Armor: Oh cool.
Autumn: Look, I’m from the future.
Twilight: ’Kay?
Autumn: Shining Armor and Pinkie Pie are my parents.
Twilight: Uhuh.
Autumn: And Chrysalis, Tirek and Cozy Glow are going to kill you all in three years.
Twilight: Woah, are you trying to give me a heart attack?!
Twilight Sparkle: Only saw Gen 4, who dat?
Twilight Sparkle: Hey everypony. I’m back and I’m off limits.
Autumn Blaze: I’m here because we have no male fan base.
Shining: Well, you do now.
Autumn: YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED!
Pinkie Pie: So what’s your deal?
Pinkie Pie: F***!
Cadance: Oh my Faust!
Spike: We’re all gonna die!
Sombra: That’s right butt-holes! This is my resurrection; and you’re all about to get f-!
Sombra is cut off when a sharpened Friendship Beam slowly cuts him in half. Blood splatters all over Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: …WOOO!!!!!
Edited
Celestia: Where’s Twilight anyway?
Cadence: I’m three girls now!
Luna+Celestia: ‘Sup.
Luna: Do you think this will get old?
Cadence: Nah, it’s not Ghost Discord.