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Joseph Raszagal
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
@Otterhand  
Anon: “What’s for dinner, hun?”
 
Kalianne: “Spaghetti!”
 
Mongoose Pony: “Where’s the garlic bread.”
 
Kalianne: [Oh Crap!] “Um… well, I mean, I was going to get some at the store, but I…”
 
Mongoose Pony: [Italian-ism Intensifies] “You’re making spaghetti and you forgot the garlic bread?”
 
Anon: [Slowly backs out of the room]
 
[Kill Bill music resumes playing]
 
I grew up in an Italian neighborhood and I can definitely get behind this idea <3
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

ᗡ: 📶 📡
Zaknel
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Gold Trophy - A trophy worthy of a truly elite achievement hunter.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Mods-Ezekiel 33:11
Snake needs cuddles more than ever before!
Ping_chan
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Pretty soft for a Sony.
@Otterhand  
Mongoose ponies NEED to be Italian!
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@Otterhand
 
They will call for a temporary truce when met with an insufferable vegan
@Dirty Bit
 
@Blissey1  
I was looking up to see if Mongoose plural was Mongooses or mongeeses for silly reasons and found a group of them are called “pack,” “gang,” or “mob”.  
Not I’m imagining Mongoose Pony being Italian sounding or something and one of the many fights is.  
Kalianne: “THREE CHEESE OMELETS!”  
Mongoose Pony: “FOUR CHEESE CALZONES!”  
Kalianne: “THREE CHEESE OMELETS!”  
Mongoose Pony: “FOUR CHEESE CALZONES!”  
Twilight just sits in the corner curled in a ball in pure terror. “The Horror the horror…”
@Otterhand  
yes to this pls
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@Otterhand
 
Brilliant
…I just thought of a new Badumsquish character.
 
Anon: “Bad dream?”  
Kalianne: “Can’t sleep Mongoose Pony will eat me.”  
Anon: “There are no Mongoose Ponies in…”  
glass tapping sound.  
Mongoose Pony though the window: “Hey are you the guy that helps out all the monster ponies? I’ve been looking for a place to wait out the winter and GASP!”  
Kalianne and Mongoose Pony lock eyes as that Kill Bill music plays.
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

ᗡ: 📶 📡
Joseph Raszagal
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
@Badumsquish  
You know you’ve got a 10/10 waifu when she is your blanket! =D
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

ᗡ: 📶 📡
@ObliviaTheChangeling  
She’s not so rough though :D
ObliviaTheChangeling
Fifth Yacht -
Platinum Trophy - Truly S-Tier achievement hunting
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Lurking Changeling
full
 
Basic morning with GMHAA and Kalianne?
ÜberReaktor
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Artist -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Military enthusiast pony
@Badumsquish  
Would gladly hold it all
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

ᗡ: 📶 📡
@ÜberReaktor  
They have a lot of noodly body to hold and with to hold :D
ÜberReaktor
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Artist -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Military enthusiast pony
“Hold me, Anon.”  
“Actually, you’re holding me. And basically yourself, too.”
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

ᗡ: 📶 📡
@Ping_chan  
@OneSpooky  
She just gets jealous and overthinks it XD
 
@Deathspank  
It’s basically like Twiggles and all the various things she’s terrified of. She and Kalianne would actually get along quite well if Twilight wasn’t also afraid of lamias XD
Deathspank

Tennessee Hillbilly
Poor Kali. It is odd to see such a powerful character getting nightmares from Halloween stuff. Things made to ‘scare’ children somehow scaring a lamia in her 30’s that’s very strong, venomous as hell, and probably highly resistant to lethal injury due to her size and anatomy.
 
Pets the poor pones head and reminds her that she’s pretty
Ping_chan
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Pretty soft for a Sony.
@OneSpooky  
Jealous women are just as entertaining as they are dangerous!
OneSpooky

Doot Doot
Jealous Kalianne
 
Against all the warnings saying “do not anger the snek” I would totally set GMHAA up for some tea with another snek just to see jealous Kalianne >:]  
I can see the aftermath argument now.  
Gmhaa: That was too far Kali, you’re going to the bad pone box  
Kali:BUT SHE WAS ABOUT TO WRAP YOU INTO HER COILS!  
Gmhaa: It was just a quick friendly hug Kali we do that all the time, can’t you share my hugs?  
Kali: I DON’T WANT TO! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH CUDDLES MEANS TO A LAMIA! I SAW IT IN HER EYES! THAT MULTICOLORED SUCCUMIA WAS PLOTTING TO STEAL YOU FROM ME!  
Gmhaa: I need a cider
Ping_chan
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Pretty soft for a Sony.
@Badumsquish  
So is there another Lamia who would attempt to steal Anon from her? Or is it possible she could just over think the situation? :p
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

ᗡ: 📶 📡
@Napsack  
XD
 
@VermiIIion  
“You mean Tremble?” :P
 
@Blissey1  
Nope :D
 
@Bionomaly  
She will eventually :P
 
@Background Pony #79A5  
@AzriBoss  
The way she’s wrapped around him he has flex room :D
 
@Free Current  
:D
 
@Twifan  
@Ping_chan  
:P
 
@Background Pony #E8D1  
Yep :D
 
@Background Pony #1C4B  
@Ping_chan  
She’s not very jealous or possessive… unless another snek enters the picture XD  
Ping_chan
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Pretty soft for a Sony.
@Background Pony #1C4B  
Or maybe there’s some random Pony/creature nearby and she’s worried they will try to take him from her?