One day our teacher, Miss Pinkie Pie, said there was an inspector comming in.
She said, he wasn’t going to inspect us, he was going to inspect our penises.
Smolder was sitting in front of me and she said: Click “That’s really hot!”
Later that day he came in(, he had a moustache).
There we all were, sitting in our rows, behind our desks, breathing very, very quietly. And he looked at our penises.
“Hmmmm!!”
@Damaged
I always felt like, since their back halves are lion, griffons have mammalian anatomy back there (same with hippogriffs, just replace “lion” with “pony”). It’s also the reason I see both species as having live births rather than laying eggs.
@Background Pony #65AC
Actually, no. They have a pseudopenis. The big differences are:
It’s part of their cloaca
It doesn’t use blood to inflate
It falls off each year
So, despite what Ze Frank might tell you in his very strange video, it is not actually a penis.
Edited because: I accidentally a word
Could be an ovipositor or maybe she has a gynosome.
Bugs be weird.
Insects have a pseudo-dick used to lay eggs.
She said, he wasn’t going to inspect us, he was going to inspect our penises.
Smolder was sitting in front of me and she said: Click “That’s really hot!”
Later that day he came in(, he had a moustache).
There we all were, sitting in our rows, behind our desks, breathing very, very quietly. And he looked at our penises.
“Hmmmm!!”
That does sound like something the friendship school would pull to ‘increase comradery’.
Fair. I just like taking the weird option whenever one is presented. 🙃
I always felt like, since their back halves are lion, griffons have mammalian anatomy back there (same with hippogriffs, just replace “lion” with “pony”). It’s also the reason I see both species as having live births rather than laying eggs.
Don’t forget the barbs. Surely a couple of points were deducted because of that.
Actually, no. They have a pseudopenis. The big differences are:
It’s part of their cloaca
It doesn’t use blood to inflate
It falls off each year
So, despite what Ze Frank might tell you in his very strange video, it is not actually a penis.
Ducks do
Just can’t get a break.
your current filter.