Forgot to put in the description: This edit is based on my life somewhat. Greentext time.
 
>have gay roommate  
>I’m straight  
>he’s really good looking, I’m ugly  
>he fucks a guy every week  
>I’m still a virgin  
>we’re at a party  
>he gets raped by a girl  
>he thinks he’s bisexual now  
>he fucks a girl every week now  
>I’m jealous as fuck