So Sugarcube I saved you and I’m not gonna pretend I did it to win favors upstairs, you buck some apples for me and we’re even. Besides, keeping you busy might be a good way to deal with your amnesia after teleportation to Equestria. I’ll see what I can find about this “Waifu” pony. I don’t give a shit why you want this waifu and mind my own busness. If you want to love her.. Well.. You must have your reasons.
this single hardheadedly made my day this is just too good
10/10 comment right there
Strelok is best waifu confirmed.
Also, I love teleporting to his office at the end of the game while having a prepared grenade and nuking his office.