Starlight Glimmer: When i meet my Father next time & when find out who published this they are going to PAY! Now let me see who is the publisher, ah there it is, Publisher Gabby Gums… who tha hoof is Gabby Gums!? Gabby, no no no, this local newspaper only has ponies working for them. I am going to ask Twilight if she knows Gabby Gums, she has been here for much longer then i have, so she should know.
And here’s little pumpky wumpky in her diaper. You know, she was in it a lot longer than usual. Here she is with braces. Oh she kept getting hay stuck in them. Haha it was like she had a beard! And her first day of school, she cried so much…
Let that be a lesson to you, Starlight; never tell your father anything.
You end up in the hospital? He doesn’t find out till after you’re better.
You’re getting married? Tell him the day before the wedding… or maybe after the honeymoon, if you think he’ll forgive you.
You’re having a baby? Let him know after the kid starts sleeping through the night. That or after they graduate high school, if you think you can keep it from him that long.
The extra o must mean that shool is haunted!
Guess it wouldn’t be one of my drawings if there wasn’t at least one spelling mistake…
Ouch. My brain.
You end up in the hospital? He doesn’t find out till after you’re better.
You’re getting married? Tell him the day before the wedding… or maybe after the honeymoon, if you think he’ll forgive you.
You’re having a baby? Let him know after the kid starts sleeping through the night. That or after they graduate high school, if you think you can keep it from him that long.