Twisworld!
Twisworld!
(Sorry, who’s world is it?)
Twisworld!
With Applejack!
Blue hoodie
All angry and rude
Maybe it’s the smarts
Maybe it’s the ‘tude
One’s thing for certain
She doesn’t make sense
Half the time she’s “apples”
And the other half’s ingoobelyblench!
(“Huh?”)
And Rarity!
Purple hoodie! (Also green overcoat?)
No one likes her as much as herself
She’s got a fashion-shop biz
Though she doesn’t know the slang term
Cuz she’s got the intelligence of a kitchen shelf!
(“Why you little…!”)
Twilight!
Green hoodie!
Usually the leader
Probably the first of them to poke fun
She’s the artist
She loves cola
And she’s always trying to make a pun
Probably because of her…TWIlight-heartedness?
(“That was terrible…”)
Rainbow Dash!
Red hoodie!
Has a thing for guns
Also has a history of ruining fun
(“HEY!”)
She’s a powerful fighter
A true Wonderbolt
But if you’re not on her side
Well you’d better run, don’t be a dolt!
(“That’s better.”)
Twisworld!
(Sorry, who’s world is it?)
Twisworld!
With Applejack!
Blue hoodie
All angry and rude
Maybe it’s the smarts
Maybe it’s the ‘tude
One’s thing for certain
She doesn’t make sense
Half the time she’s “apples”
And the other half’s ingoobelyblench!
(“Huh?”)
And Rarity!
Purple hoodie! (Also green overcoat?)
No one likes her as much as herself
She’s got a fashion-shop biz
Though she doesn’t know the slang term
Cuz she’s got the intelligence of a kitchen shelf!
(“Why you little…!”)
Twilight!
Green hoodie!
Usually the leader
Probably the first of them to poke fun
She’s the artist
She loves cola
And she’s always trying to make a pun
Probably because of her…TWIlight-heartedness?
(“That was terrible…”)
Rainbow Dash!
Red hoodie!
Has a thing for guns
Also has a history of ruining fun
(“HEY!”)
She’s a powerful fighter
A true Wonderbolt
But if you’re not on her side
Well you’d better run, don’t be a dolt!
(“That’s better.”)
TWISWORLD!
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“Hard apple cider! Sweet! Wait…diet hard apple cider?! AH’LL GIVE Y’ALL A HAPPY NEW YEAR—!”
“Oh, a vampire? Great costume, darling, very originaaaAAAHHH—!!! Oh, sweet Celestia…I’m a vampire! Am nam nam nam nam nam nam…”
“Okay, how can this get any worse?”
(speaker lowers) “We are such happy flowers…”
“Son of a–!”
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