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Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
Hey, if she got off scot-free destroying the weather factory, I’m sure Dash can bounce back from a speeding ticket.
RainbowDash69
Eden Shallowleaf - For ing the site
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Emerald - For s who have donated to the site

Siiiix seeeeven!!
@SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978  
Pinkie Pie will make sure RD doesn’t escape justice
SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

I am human, hear me err.
My guess is if Rainbow Dash were to fly off at top speed, they’d send Pinkie Pie to either apprehend her or give her her ticket.
Background Pony #9946
“Let’s see… that is 120 bits for the base fine plus five bits per mile over, and you were going at about…”
 
*speedometer shows 40 mph less than the speed of sound
 
“… We’ll mail you the finalised ticket.”
genervt
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

DUSTY IS BEST CAPTAIN
full  
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yop

A week with bound wings is in order. >>1762212
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
please rainbow dash, if you don’t observe the speed limit, you will consume too much gasoline and your tires will quickly wear out.
AzriBoss
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Fine Arts - Two hundred s with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Fennekin The Firefox
She’s got fine in 1000 bits
Dogman15
Fifth Yacht -
Platinum Trophy - Truly S-Tier achievement hunting
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -

I'm not famous.
@Background Pony #1677  
Pegasi are able to move like hummingbirds, but with a lower flap speed thanks to magic.
Neko Majin C
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Twilight's Westley
Maybe it is twenty knots?
Background Pony #3234
@GaruuSpike  
It’s not 20 wingpower because none of them can reach that speed. They barely can reach 10 wingpower, the fastest ponies fly at 16.5.
Background Pony #9824
Pegasus are VTOLs. We have seen them take off and land from a spot, hover and fly at high speed. So they have no stall speed. Real fighter aircraft can fly at low speeds by angling up, increasing thrust and lowering flaps and all the dangly bits. But, it’s a stunt, not a feature.
Background Pony #1677
20 what? If pegasi are like jets they can’t go shower then 200 knots. If they are like VTOLs they would have similar problems.
GaruuSpike
Leonard Jubinatt - For Patreon ers
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Ruby - For s who have donated to the site
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Gold er - Gold Patron
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon ers
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Emotional birb
@Magic Nova
 
Same way you do in real life; by giving the cops equipment to make them faster than most would-be speeders. Enchantments, augments, or just highly-trained extremely-fast pegasi would do the trick. Just like how cop cars IRL are suped-up to be much faster than consumer-grade vehicles
 
Second, increasingly harsh consequences for those that don’t pull over, or worse, try to escape the cops
 
And… I’m sure the Equestrian ponies use their own measurement system :P might be some derivative of wingpower
If you hit me at 40 miles an hour; there’s an 80% chance I’ll die.
 
If you hit me at 30 miles an hour; there’s an 80% chance I’ll live.
 
Just stop trying to hit me.
RainbowDash69
Eden Shallowleaf - For ing the site
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
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Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Emerald - For s who have donated to the site

Siiiix seeeeven!!
Arrested for reckless flying! It sucks how cops can arrest you just for speeding
Kamazeustra
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Goldenlöwe in Aeternum
@Dogman15  
British speed limits are denoted in MPH.
Neko Majin C
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Twilight's Westley
How is the sign bolted to the cloud?
Magic Nova
Sunburst - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

Needs more Starburst
How do you enforce speed limits in Equestria? More to the point, 20 KPH is so slow it’s even slower than active school zones! Also what was the speed limit outside Cloudsdale because if it’s anything like driving between towns in Australia, she could be doing 100 - 110 KPH and then to slow to a near stop without warning is insane!
Dogman15
Fifth Yacht -
Platinum Trophy - Truly S-Tier achievement hunting
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -

I'm not famous.
@moody magpie  
Wanna check what you wrote and try again?
GaruuSpike
Leonard Jubinatt - For Patreon ers
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Ruby - For s who have donated to the site
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Gold er - Gold Patron
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon ers
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Emotional birb
@Dogman15
 
I’m guessing it’s 20 wingpower.
@Dogman15  
MPH it’s based on a British road sign.
Dogman15
Fifth Yacht -
Platinum Trophy - Truly S-Tier achievement hunting
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -

I'm not famous.
Is that miles per hour or kilometers per hour? Because that either means 12.42 MPH or 32.1 kph.