I’ve had enough of your nonsense, Pinkemena Diane Pie…A.S.P., Psychopomf & BP1 have all asked you nicely. Now I’m going to count to 10, and if you’re not in bed by the time I reach zero I’m gonna get the paddle and turn your little pink rump bright red?
So do you feel like sleeping on your tummy tonight, young filly? 10…9…8…
Now now. You need to go to bed. It’s for your health and it will help you feel less growly. You can go a day without sleeping but I wouldn’t reccomend it as it makes you feel pretty [BUY SOME APPLES] bad. Three days you start hallucinating. …Don’t tell your parents I said that.
You’ll ruin your sleep schedule, sweetheart. Worse still, you’ll be grumpy and tired, and you’ll snap at anything. Granted, even when you’re tired, there are still things that you’re justified in snapping at… like pancakes. And people forgetting them. You shouldn’t have forgotten the pancakes, Martha. No, no you shouldn’t have…
So do you feel like sleeping on your tummy tonight, young filly? 10…9…8…
Hahaha. Hallucinations? That’s funny. You’re funny, Psychopomf. And so is that tiny beaver on your shoulder.
You shouldn’t have forgotten the pancakes, Martha. No, no you shouldn’t have…