Starlight: I dunno, should we?  
Twilight: That wouldn’t be very friendship of you.  
SG: … not very friendship of me?  
TW: Yeah i came up with it in the shower, what do you think?  
SG: Ehh… it’s alright.  
TW: Good. Now shut up and stick this in your vag.  
Smolder: Aww yeah  
SG: (soft moan) Did I do it right?  
TW: I think so. mmm  
SG: This feels so we-  
(crack)  
SG: Uh oh  
TW: What was that?  
S: Did you break it?  
SG: I think so.  
TW: I’ll try to get it out.  
SG: NO! I’ll get it myself!  
TW: You sure?  
SG: I’m pretty sure I don’t want one of my friends to dig through the contents of my vagina.  
TW: So you’re saying it wasn’t awkward to stick a chicken egg up you’re hooha in front of a pony and a dragon but it is weird for that same pony to retrieve an eggshell from your vag?  
SG: …  
S: She has a point.  
SG: Fine.  
TW: (looks) oh damn, it’s completely shattered!  
S: Lemme see!  
SG: NO!  
(silence)  
TW: Got a big one.  
(silence)  
TW: Oops  
SG: WAIT WHAT??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN “OOPS”!?  
TW: Hold still! Or-  
SG: OWWWWHOWHOWHOWWWWW  
TW: Oops  
SG: “OOPS”!? YOU STABBED MY FUCKING CLIT WITH EGGSHELL!  
S: winces  
TW: Stop or you’ll make it worse!  
SG: ALRIGHT JUST GET IT OUT!  
(silence other than starlight wincing)  
SG: OW!  
TW: For the love of Celestia, stop moving you dumb bitch!
 
They never tried that again…

…this is what I heard but I never had it confirmed!

Scootadragon should ask Smoldepony instead.

Twilight has the funds of the crown behind her, so 100 bits is nothing.
 
She just wants to see Starlight lay eggs.

PONIES GET PAID FOR THIS?!

It’s always interesting to see what mental hoops people jump through when they make this stuff.

Huh.

Just fetch Scootaloo and tell her it’s for Rainbow Dash.