Background Pony #2EB4 No one hurts like Applejack, Digs the dirt like Applejack, No one frowns upon wearing a skirt like Applejack, And her cider’s so nicely intoxicating, My, what a mare, Applejack! Posted 12 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Gourmet Gaston: “Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man!” Applejack: “What in tar-” Gaston: “No one says no to Gaston!” Posted 13 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #A594 Earth ponies are known for their strength. Applejack doubly so. Posted 13 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Digs the dirt like Applejack,
No one frowns upon wearing a skirt like Applejack,
And her cider’s so nicely intoxicating,
My, what a mare, Applejack!
Applejack: “What in tar-”
Gaston: “No one says no to Gaston!”
Just ask the trees.