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Background Pony #278E
Well I’ll come inside alright.
Background Pony #0E4A
@Soctavia
 
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So sue me for assuming they genuinely didn’t know what cafe speak was. I got the joke myself but figured they didn’t know.
Soctavia
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
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Pipp's #1 Pippsqueak
Background Pony #0E4A
@Background Pony #8D40
 
lol its cafe slang, most cafe’s use that kind of slang as sort of a tradition while at the same time, simplifying the directions to the cook in a manner they can interpet more easily than by saying…well I don’t speak cafe slang so I can’t translate all of that but…
 
Make it cry= Onions  
Burn it= charbroil it so its outside is welldone(I think?)  
Let it swim= excessive liquid condiments added to it.  
On a raft= Hotdog bun(I think?)  
Extra shingles with a shimmy and squeeze= medium amount of Relish(I think?)  
Light axle greese= Barbecue sauce(I think?)
 
Then again I could be wrong about all of these, once again, don’t speak cafe slang.
Background Pony #8D40
@Background Pony #C04E  
….. we serve food here sir.
Background Pony #C04E
I’d rather have a double-triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Background Pony #D7C3
>Rolls her over like a turtle.  
>Watches filly flail her legs helplessly.  
>Many, many expletive’s are screamed at you…
Soctavia
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Ruby - For s who have donated to the site
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Bronze Bit -
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon ers
Silver er - Silver Patron

Pipp's #1 Pippsqueak
Come inside you say?
SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

I am human, hear me err.
She looks so enthusiastic.