“CHIEF™”
One hot summer day, Chief found the newborn twins sitting beneath a shady tree. “We’re too young to swim in the pool,” they sighed unhappily. Chief glanced at his toy fire truck and got a refreshing idea! When he blinked his eyes at the hose on his fire truck, it sprayed a cool stream of water into the air, sprinkling the newborn twins with cool water! The happy twins leaped and jumped in the magical fountain, playfully splashing Chief with the cool water to thank him for his delightful surprise!
They really do look like a ponified version of The Village People, don’t they?
In the navy. In the navy.