“Hello there, you pathetic drinking horse. Want to come with me?”
 
“Who on Earth are you?” (urp)
 
“The God of Parties, of course! I know you love to drink, and I know somewhere with plenty of drinks to get wasted on!”
 
“Where?!”
 
(tosses drunk horse to nowhere) “Best of luck, you sack of dirt!”
 
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Poor Troubleshoes.