@Badumsquish
I see my rebuttal is almost ready to go. It might need some proofreading though, because I noticed a few typos, but as they say, you can’t rush art. However, regardless of my personal criticisms, I’m quite proud of it and I’m really happy that I was able to make people laugh.
Contrary to popular belief, Vaporeon was never compatible for breeding with humans at all. Far from it. For starters, most of them male, 87.5% male to be exact, and they’re not even in the Human-Like egg group anyway. Not only that, but the copypasta diluted the truth about Vaporeon’s abilities, hence why I will now set the record straight. Hydration only works when it’s raining and Water Absorb, which has a darker nature that I will get to talk about soon, doesn’t mean your Vaporeon will turn white after you “pull out.” I know this because I cleaned sperm bank toilets a long time ago. Also, what wasn’t mentioned is that Vaporeon can control water easily, meaning that Vaporeon can perfectly utilize the water it can control to enter a person’s orifices until they explode. Vaporeon’s biology allows it to defeat its opponent by entering any human orifice effortlessly, like the candiru fish, with it eventually making its way to the human’s lungs until the human succumbed to dry drowning or have those very same lungs rupture, letting the Vaporeon exit the newly created cadaver easily. Now here is the disturbing truth about Water Absorb. Since human bodies are 65% water, a Vaporeon that’s inside a human body could potentially absorb the water in said body until the poor human was nothing more than a shriveled corpse. Also, if a Vaporeon rematerialized while it was inside your urethra, your penis would be sent to the Distortion World instantly. Its ability to control water also includes creating Kyogre-like tsunamis that can level cities easily, and with moves like Scald, Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Hyper Beam, and Body Slam, Vaporeon has so many ways to end you that it should be reclassified to the “Assassin Pokémon.” It can also learn Detect and Toxic too, so don’t explore that “deep sea cave” for “treasure.” As for the moves that it can use to make itself more “horny,” the thing is that the rest of Vaporeon’s kin can also learn those moves too, with Leafeon, Glaceon, and Umbreon having higher defense stats that would blow Vaporeon out of the water any day of the week. Acid Armor won’t even change that. Also, the NSFW crowd loves Umbreon and Sylveon more than Vaporeon.
@Twifan
I always interpreted that she was the most ambitious of the three, like she was the one really pushing the other two to keep with their original world domination schemes. Aria and Sonata seemed more fine with letting it go and just making the best of things in the human world, with Aria being so out of bitterness and fatalism and Sonata out of a genuine enjoyment of what the human world had to offer. As for why they put up with her, who knows? Maybe like @Shimmering Spectacle there was genuine camaraderie and possibly even fondness between them :P
I got the feeling that adagio dazzle was more of the evil one of the trio and aria blaze and sonata dusk were kind of force to follow along (what else are they going to do in a strange world not of their own? Go it completely alone?). We can kind of see it with how Adagio shot down Sonata excitement at seeing Taco Tuesday. I don’t think either of the other two sirens got to do something they wanted to do while Adagio was around.
@Background Pony #2892
That’s every villain though. The changelings seemed to enjoy themselves just as much and were every bit as sadistic of predators until Thorax came along. Nevermind the stupid Youtube captions :P
@Badumsquish
I would agree with you on that, if not for the fact that in the movie, they seemed to enjoy the chaos they were causing throughout the school. I seriously doubt that other predators are that sadistic.
Plus, they’re not like most predators in the sense that they have sapience - they’re from a world where animals are essentially the same as humans.
@Dust Rock
I didn’t even know that was a thing. The only one I’d ever seen was one of Grogar and a baby Sonata Dusk, but I don’t think it’s on the site anymore since I can’t find it XD
I didn’t even realize it was just something you came up with. I assumed there was just a rebuttal to that meme as well XD
I see my rebuttal is almost ready to go. It might need some proofreading though, because I noticed a few typos, but as they say, you can’t rush art. However, regardless of my personal criticisms, I’m quite proud of it and I’m really happy that I was able to make people laugh.
You had my flaming gay ass at “87.5% male” XD
Because male gay, and gay bad.
How is ‘male’ meant to be a deterrence.
Possibly :P
I was thinking about it and was so sure someone would do that
i can try
You can’t stop the internet
STOP!
I always interpreted that she was the most ambitious of the three, like she was the one really pushing the other two to keep with their original world domination schemes. Aria and Sonata seemed more fine with letting it go and just making the best of things in the human world, with Aria being so out of bitterness and fatalism and Sonata out of a genuine enjoyment of what the human world had to offer. As for why they put up with her, who knows? Maybe like @Shimmering Spectacle there was genuine camaraderie and possibly even fondness between them :P
Well they’re of course family, and weather they hate each other or not, they have to look out for themselves.
@Badumsquish
That’s every villain though. The changelings seemed to enjoy themselves just as much and were every bit as sadistic of predators until Thorax came along. Nevermind the stupid Youtube captions :P
your current filter.
your current filter.:D
I would agree with you on that, if not for the fact that in the movie, they seemed to enjoy the chaos they were causing throughout the school. I seriously doubt that other predators are that sadistic.
Give her a taco :P
Interesting combo xD yeah, the star swirl and dazzlings thing has been around for a while
I didn’t even know that was a thing. The only one I’d ever seen was one of Grogar and a baby Sonata Dusk, but I don’t think it’s on the site anymore since I can’t find it XD