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Who gave Dashie tannerite?
The power of the derp transcends time, space, and your petty notions of reality.
I think Pinkie would make more sense in the explosives . Now that I think about it, Maud would make more sense in Fluttershy’s .
@Background Bat #1540
Twulight Is Ordinary
Dashie Is Pyrotechnics Crazy
Fluttershy Is Being Fluttershy
And Derpy Is Breaking The Laws Of Physics
Background Pony #1540
Twilight’s Pumpkin: Uhh, ok then?
Dashie’s Pumpkin: No Dashie, don’t fill it with explosives!
Shy’s Pumpkin: Uhh…?
Derpy’s…Pumpkins?: How did ya…I don’t get it! How?!
Neko Majin C
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Twilight's Westley
@Yet One More Idiot
Then the four become eight, then the eight, sixteen, then thirty-two, then sixty-four, then one hundred twenty-eight. Then she just keeps going, ad infinitum.
@Yet One More Idiot
Kinda Cheesy Pun
But With That Theory On How Everytime Derpy Has 1 Thing It Becomes 2, Than 4, Than 8, It All Makes Sense
Yet One More Idiot
Artist -

World's biggest idiot xD
Derpy tries to carve her pumpkin again…and ends up with four this time.
It’s an expumpkinential function! :D
*ducks*
Background Pony #FBE9
Hey twilight! Now try to put back pieces of the pumpkin so that it is a pumpkin with a pumpkin carved out of it with a pumpkin carved in the pumpkins carved in it!
Ah yes classic banach-tarsky paradox
@Thorned Rose Ninja
Ponies Would Have Fingers And Humans Would The Streets
@Bushytwee1
Imagine what creative chaos would be unleashed if Derpy and Pinkie teamed up for pumpkin carving?
Ah yes, the Banach-Tarski paradox. I just “Hey, Vsauce! Michael here!”
Oh Derpy, Breaking Physics Again?
Raevyn Song
Artist -

Hot to Trott
You just blew my mind, while proving a personal theory I had about Derpy. That theory being she is Steven Hawking’s and Einstein levels of smart, but uses quantum mechanics to troll everypony by playing into how everypony thinks she is … umm, how can I say this? “slow”?
Yet One More Idiot
Artist -

World's biggest idiot xD
First off, I am totally with Dash, and will pack in some C4.
Second, how the hell did Derpy …. you know what? As much as I like her, I do not want to know.
Look up Banach-Tarski’s paradox. :)
It’s well-known that one anagram of “Banach-Tarski” is “Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski”. :D
monolyth

Legendary
If Derpy was trying to carve the pumpkin with a fork it would be a programming joke.
AzriBoss
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Fine Arts - Two hundred s with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Fennekin The Firefox
Silly Derpy
Raevyn Song
Artist -

Hot to Trott
First off, I am totally with Dash, and will pack in some C4.
Second, how the hell did Derpy …. you know what? As much as I like her, I do not want to know.
ILikeBugs
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Cheat Engine - A1B 46D
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Artist -
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Ayy That's Cute!
1st and last one
Johrny
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Artist -

Fucking Degenerate
Fluttershy about to fucking snap
I warned Derpy not to take the Axiom of Choice.