Rule 1: No regrets.
Rule 2: No complications.
Rule 3: Never take a pony to bed when their judgment is compromised.
Rule 4: No banging friends.
Rule 5: No banging without safety gear.
Rule 6: No lying to get sex.
Rule 7: No banging a pony who’s looking for romance.
Rule 8: No banging somepony who doesn’t know what they’re getting into with me.
Rule 9: No banging ponies who are in a committed relationship.
Rule 10: No banging while flying.
Rule 11: No staying at the bangee’s house for too long after the deed is done.
Rule 12: No Diamond Dogs.
Rule 2: No complications.
Rule 3: Never take a pony to bed when their judgment is compromised.
Rule 4: No banging friends.
Rule 5: No banging without safety gear.
Rule 6: No lying to get sex.
Rule 7: No banging a pony who’s looking for romance.
Rule 8: No banging somepony who doesn’t know what they’re getting into with me.
Rule 9: No banging ponies who are in a committed relationship.
Rule 10: No banging while flying.
Rule 11: No staying at the bangee’s house for too long after the deed is done.
Rule 12: No Diamond Dogs.