@Background Pony #4CF2
Ponies today, with their slang!
Did you know that “bad” means good now? And everything is diseased! I saw this group of foals in the mall, one of them points at some shoes and says “Those sneakers are ill!” and their friends agreed. Did they offer the shoes a tissue? No! They thought it was great!
They even give viruses to computers now, did you know that? I wouldn’t have thought we wanted infected computers, but apparently somepony thought it was a good idea or they wouldn’t have done it, right? So illness is great now, I guess, except my computer doesn’t work anymore. Very expensive computer, 5,000 bits I paid! Somehow it has mega-bits inside, but they said it’s only makes you FEEL like a million bits.
Anyway, my computer caught one of these viruses. I ran out and grabbed a young pony and showed them my computer and said “My computer is sick!” and he just said “Yeah dude, totally!” I grabbed another youngster and told them “My computer is ill!” but she said “Word up!” I told her “I can’t, it won’t open!”
@Wayneponeth
Because she knows it’s just a simple misunderstanding. Worst case scenario? She just doesn’t say it to him again, but she can think it all she likes.
I really wish I could like comments.
Ponies today, with their slang!
Did you know that “bad” means good now? And everything is diseased! I saw this group of foals in the mall, one of them points at some shoes and says “Those sneakers are ill!” and their friends agreed. Did they offer the shoes a tissue? No! They thought it was great!
They even give viruses to computers now, did you know that? I wouldn’t have thought we wanted infected computers, but apparently somepony thought it was a good idea or they wouldn’t have done it, right? So illness is great now, I guess, except my computer doesn’t work anymore. Very expensive computer, 5,000 bits I paid! Somehow it has mega-bits inside, but they said it’s only makes you FEEL like a million bits.
Anyway, my computer caught one of these viruses. I ran out and grabbed a young pony and showed them my computer and said “My computer is sick!” and he just said “Yeah dude, totally!” I grabbed another youngster and told them “My computer is ill!” but she said “Word up!” I told her “I can’t, it won’t open!”
At least two.