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Nice! Hitch beat someone in a duel while on a plane!
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Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Artist -
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

notification horse
Hitch spends the night in the big house
@Background Pony #561F
ed by multiple Pegasi at once (needed to keep an earth pony aloft)
Sex with Hitch, yes please.
Harmony Gladebloom
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Economist -
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.

Hooves to Hearts! /<3)
Looks like someone’s gonna end up behind bars for libel, and against the sheriff himself no less! If there’s anypony who’d go by the book for getting a best pony license, it’d be Hitch.
Background Pony #561F
I’m sure some lewd artists are hard at work on implications and depictions of that “mile high club” line.
Mr.Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

Music Enthusiast
Hitch being a member of the mile high club doesn’t surprise me
NicoThePinkUnicorn
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

Loving fan and shipper
Hitch is best pony to me, always 😤
I was waiting for this license! It’s as great as the other ones 😂
Maybe I don’t fully understand the meaning of these licenses, but the great part for mane6 in g4 was their individuality, and the same is true for mane5 now. So you expect each of them to react differently to the same things, according to their personality. Which means in my mind that in this case Izzy gotta fill out the paper a little crazy (or rather, strongly crazy), and this is exactly how it was here, but Hitch as a representative of the law and order (especially order) gotta enter accurate data scrupulously and do not even try to joke (not in this situation). And when they all give out different, but monotonous jokes, it looks frankly dull.