Space Case Derp is best Nov. 1 Don’t ask why all these Parasprites are in my room. Princess Celestia convinced me they made the best pets. Posted 4 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #DF99 Snips better not rape my ass seeing as there is no one to see us! Posted 4 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #E915 Marooned on a desolate island with Babs Seed as my only companion. We’ll get through this. Posted 8 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
cookies Why is it Cadence is always the one who ends up comforting me, I’m sick Cadance, I’m dying Cadence, it’s always Cadence Posted 10 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
TheOtherPinkiePie Bleh... Big Mac steals my mosquito net, now I’m covered in itchy bites. Posted 10 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #B443 It’s Reyn Time! No, one of these again? Really? Fine. I’ll escape manticores and timberwolves with that Featherweight. Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
IndecisiveSitcom I spike Shini- NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPING MY WAY OUT NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE! I almost noped my way to the moon that day. Posted 11 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
wildrook Me: Okay, I didn’t think the Element of Honesty would be THAT loopy with the facts. Posted 12 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
ElectricFluffyPineapple Marooned on a desolate island with Princess Cadence as my only companion. Posted 12 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Somber Star I just got robbed, but at least Thunderlane is there to comfort me? Really? I hit rock bottom, and it’s Thunder of all ponies who’s there to pick me up? Posted 12 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Eternal Infernape I out during a bagel eating contest with Celestia. She won, much to her dismay. My brother got cream all over his face due to Snail’s clumsiness. Posted 12 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #539D You let Shining Armor play with your recently fixed phone, but he drops it. God damnit Shining. This is why I can’t have nice things. Posted 12 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Redundantchosen1 I spike Granny Smith’s drink and end up with an overly emotional loudmouth. Fuck. Why did I think this was a good idea? Posted 12 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
HyaenusDominae vacant expression I knew I shouldn’t have trusted Rainbow Dash with my mosquito net. Posted 12 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
rserp8 Victim of Thanos speaking with mouth full of bagels You’ll never beat me, Shining Armor! But I want to take a nap… falls asleep and starts snoring Posted 12 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
octanebuster swap lottery tickets with blueblood, blueblood wins… pulls out sniper rifle fuckin die you royal ponce! Posted 12 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Frosty35 I out during a bagel eating contest with FEATHERWEIGHT?! Sometimes, you just feel like you let yourself down. Posted 12 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
doodled2 = Marooned on a desert island with only Twilight. This will as bad as I thought it would, maybe if she learns engough, wan can get teleported out. Posted 12 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #BE69 Marooned on a desert island with only Cheerilee as my companion. Not too bad, not too bad… Posted 12 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Background Pony #E5FB LUNAAAAA, FACE IS COVERED IN BUG-BITES Posted 13 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
motoko_urashima I am chased by a hydra, a manticore and a pack of timberwolves… and braeburn. braeburn trips and is eaten. I survive. Posted 13 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Merasmus! Swap Lottery tickets with Fluttershy and she wins and i get nothing. I don’t even CARE anymore Posted 13 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
somepony_you_know I’m marooned on an island with Braeburn?!?! JFC. Somepony help us. NOW. Posted 13 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
furoukiyo I’m not sure why, but I may or may not have spiked Granny Smith’s drink. And now she won’t stop talking about some quilt. Posted 13 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Azarias I spilled hot cocoa that Princess Luna made for me all over my lap. First off, ow my nuts. Second off, I’m sad that I spilled that, my second favorite character made that for me. I shall request another. Posted 13 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
Princess Celestia convinced me they made the best pets.
No, one of these again? Really? Fine.
I’ll escape manticores and timberwolves with that Featherweight.
I almost noped my way to the moon that day.
My brother got cream all over his face due to Snail’s clumsiness.
God damnit Shining. This is why I can’t have nice things.
Fuck. Why did I think this was a good idea?
falls asleep and starts snoring
pulls out sniper riflefuckin die you royal ponce!
Sometimes, you just feel like you let yourself down.
This will as bad as I thought it would, maybe if she learns engough, wan can get teleported out.
Not too bad, not too bad…
JFC. Somepony help us. NOW.
First off, ow my nuts.
Second off, I’m sad that I spilled that, my second favorite character made that for me. I shall request another.