Give me a home among the gumtrees
With lots of plum trees
A sheep or two, a k-kangaroo
A clothesline out the back
Verandah out the front
And an old rocking chair
“Applejack is our professor of Botany, Applejack here is our professor of Animal Husbandry, and Applejack over there is our professor of Fancy Mathematics. Applejacks, Twilight is going to be our new professor of Magic.”
“Here, is your name not Applejack?”
“No, it’s Twilight.”
“That’s bound to cause a bit of confusion. Mind if we call you Applejack just to keep things clear?”
Drinking Manehatten cider is like making love in a canoe….
Rule Eight: ??????
Rule Nine: Profit!
Rule Two: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the changelings in any way at all – if there’s anybody watching
Rule Three: No Pooftas
Rule Four: Now this term, I don’t want to catch anybody not drinking apple cider
Rule Five: No Pooftas
Rule Six: There is NO rule six
Rule Seven: No Pooftas!!
With lots of plum trees
A sheep or two, a k-kangaroo
A clothesline out the back
Verandah out the front
And an old rocking chair
“Here, is your name not Applejack?”
“No, it’s Twilight.”
“That’s bound to cause a bit of confusion. Mind if we call you Applejack just to keep things clear?”