Princess Twilight Sparkle: Captain Flash Sentry? What are you looking at?
Flash Sentry: Officially, the Princess whom I am sworn to protect. Honestly, the mare I’ve sworn my heart too. And…”
Princess Twilight Sparkle: And?
Flash Sentry: And off the record…the best ass in all of Equestria.
Princess Twilight Sparkle (chuckling): Objectively Captain, you’re wrong. That’s Princess Celestia. But I appreciate your flattery.
Flash Sentry: Well I haven’t seen as much as you have. Considering you’ve kissed it so many times over the years, your Majesty.
Twilight.exe stops working.
Flash Sentry grins as he makes his tall alicorn lover into a sputtering blushing mess.
Flash Sentry: Officially, the Princess whom I am sworn to protect. Honestly, the mare I’ve sworn my heart too. And…”
Princess Twilight Sparkle: And?
Flash Sentry: And off the record…the best ass in all of Equestria.
Princess Twilight Sparkle (chuckling): Objectively Captain, you’re wrong. That’s Princess Celestia. But I appreciate your flattery.
Flash Sentry: Well I haven’t seen as much as you have. Considering you’ve kissed it so many times over the years, your Majesty.
Twilight.exe stops working.
Flash Sentry grins as he makes his tall alicorn lover into a sputtering blushing mess.
Twilight butt. One thing at least