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@King Sombra
Did you just make a My Little Pony parody of Voltaire’s God Thinks? Wow. My hat’s off to you sir, you’re still a despicable tyrant, but bravo.
Faust thinks
all Ponies are obsolete merchandising.
Faust thinks
Hasbro killed Twilight and must be punished.
Faust thinks
the Bronies are Satanic.
Faust, they know what Faust thinks.
Faust thinks
we should all praise princess Luna.
Faust thinks
We must obey Celestia and
Faust thinks
Ponies should all be Alicorns.
Faust thinks
The only true Season is Season 1.
And i i know what Faust thinks
Faust thinks you’re a waste of flesh.
woow wooow
Faust prefers a Horsef**ker.
woow wooow
Faust Faust.
Faust thinks all people like you are hateful.
Faust thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to Bronies.
self-rightous, judgemental, first to throw the stone.
And using her name for your own protection.
(if you ask yourself what i am babbling about: here is the song i have ponified)
Did you just make a My Little Pony parody of Voltaire’s God Thinks? Wow. My hat’s off to you sir, you’re still a despicable tyrant, but bravo.
all Ponies are obsolete merchandising.
Faust thinks
Hasbro killed Twilight and must be punished.
Faust thinks
the Bronies are Satanic.
Faust, they know what Faust thinks.
Faust thinks
we should all praise princess Luna.
Faust thinks
We must obey Celestia and
Faust thinks
Ponies should all be Alicorns.
Faust thinks
The only true Season is Season 1.
And i i know what Faust thinks
Faust thinks you’re a waste of flesh.
woow wooow
Faust prefers a Horsef**ker.
woow wooow
Faust Faust.
Faust thinks all people like you are hateful.
Faust thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to Bronies.
self-rightous, judgemental, first to throw the stone.
And using her name for your own protection.
(if you ask yourself what i am babbling about: here is the song i have ponified)