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Mr.Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

Music Enthusiast
You may need some assistance yourself
Background Pony #85DF
Tech /IT has got to be one of the most thankless/frustrating jobs in the world. I can speak from at least a little experience there.
Too damn many times the same tech-illiterate people call in again and again, somehow doing the same mistake over and over, always while proclaiming “they didn’t do anything”.
I once had to make a house call for someone, and while I was trying to fix her computer she relayed a story about how her own son refuses to help her because he says she just “pushes buttons at random and doesn’t know what she’s doing”. It was SO hard now to just turn around to her that her son is right that is exactly her problem. You’re not allowed to be rude to them though, oh no. Not even when they deserve it. Utterly frustrating experience.
BigBuggyBastage
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
On the other end of the line:
“I’m gonna wreck this mare’s whole day.”
Setsugekka
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Platinum Trophy - Truly S-Tier achievement hunting
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Kinky Kirin
Traveling magician doesn’t pasy so good these days
Blackblade360
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
A Really Classy Artist - 250+ images under their artist tag
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Artist -

Unicycling
Nice
Background Human
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

CHS, Class of 20XX
“Ma’am. Ma’am, please, calm down. Ma’am. Ma’am. Ma’am, what you’re describing is a skill issue. Let me redirect you to our hints and tips line.”
Um hi, can I talk to Starlight?
ATOM GATHERER
Bronze Trophy - Achievement Hunter
Artist -

funposter/cringeposter
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
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“Okay, I can help you with that.” <10 script pages and 45 minutes of customer smalltalk and confusion and complaining about the service and 3 hours on hold later> “Let me transfer you to the correct department. One moment, please.” END CALL.
@Beta Upgrade
I don’t feel anything
…ouch…i feel her.