@Dirty Bit @Power-Up&Sky-Blue @Background Pony #527C
It’s something I wish shows would do more. Stop using fictional species for real-life racism allegories about “everyone being the same”, and just go full-ham with all these different species being vastly different and doing vastly different stuff in the world XD
@Power-Up&Sky-Blue
Cheetahs have the fastest running speed of all animals, but they normally can’t maintain that speed for more than a few seconds before they overheat, causing them to need to stop and rest.
@Power-Up&Sky-Blue
To this day, this is the best cheetah-related thing I’ve ever found. Probably one of the funniest “they’re still animals” joke too XD
@WanderingHolyKnight
That’s when she’d lean in uncomfortably close and say “I AM keeping it simple and relevant.” Then talk for 3 more hours. You knew what you were getting into befriending a sphinx lawyer :P
@Background Pony #527C
Thankfully she keeps consent forms stashed all over. In case of legal emergencies :P
@WanderingHolyKnight
Not likely. She loves explaining stuff. To the point it’d likely put you to sleep. Even her explanation of the difference between satire and parody will shave, at least, a good hour off your life XD
@Badumsquish
She’d be very frustrated with me. Not because I’d try to cheat on her with the written contract, but with my ignorance on a lot of legal , hence I would asking for clarifications on a lot of things, even though I would be doing so with the intent that clarity is made on both sides and that both parties are understood.
@Badumsquish
Too right. A “verbal contract” has no evidence and therefore it isn’t legally binding, as it can be miscommunicated or mised and can easily turn into a case of “he said she said” which will end in neither party being satisfied.
It’s best to get most agreements put down in writing, especially when dealing with a sphinx lawyer.
@Power-Up&Sky-Blue
@Background Pony #527C
It’s something I wish shows would do more. Stop using fictional species for real-life racism allegories about “everyone being the same”, and just go full-ham with all these different species being vastly different and doing vastly different stuff in the world XD
Cheetahs have the fastest running speed of all animals, but they normally can’t maintain that speed for more than a few seconds before they overheat, causing them to need to stop and rest.
I ire the stamina of that police cheetah.
To this day, this is the best cheetah-related thing I’ve ever found. Probably one of the funniest “they’re still animals” joke too XD
Depends on the sphinx. This one wears clothes because it’s proper courtroom attire. She doesn’t want the judge to think she’s mocking him XD
That’s when she’d lean in uncomfortably close and say “I AM keeping it simple and relevant.” Then talk for 3 more hours. You knew what you were getting into befriending a sphinx lawyer :P
Then I’d politely ask her to keep it simple and relevant.
Thankfully she keeps consent forms stashed all over. In case of legal emergencies :P
Not likely. She loves explaining stuff. To the point it’d likely put you to sleep. Even her explanation of the difference between satire and parody will shave, at least, a good hour off your life XD
She’d be very frustrated with me. Not because I’d try to cheat on her with the written contract, but with my ignorance on a lot of legal , hence I would asking for clarifications on a lot of things, even though I would be doing so with the intent that clarity is made on both sides and that both parties are understood.
Too right. A “verbal contract” has no evidence and therefore it isn’t legally binding, as it can be miscommunicated or mised and can easily turn into a case of “he said she said” which will end in neither party being satisfied.
@Background Pony #527C
There’s a consent form you have to fill out first XD
Ask for permission first before engaging in intentional physical .
Would she sue if she gets head pats and ear scratches?
Now the actual picture loaded in. All I saw was the cat
Not everything needs to be a full blown pony, just pony-related enough. Pony-ish Sphinxes are good enough.
That’s adorable! XD
@Background Pony #C0EE
@dzamie
@Clever Clovers
@Background Pony #CB66
@WanderingHolyKnight
@Background Pony #3ABC
“That’s the face she made when she learned she was older than the legal system and didn’t have to go to law school or the bar exam” - quote from a buddy of mine who is an actual lawyer irl XD
Sphinxes are the best because you can combine the stoic-ness and dignity of a proper lady with a cute cat that does cute cat things XD
Do NOT boop. She will sue you for all your worth XD
She’s always in business mode. Just sometimes she’s in slightly less business mode than normal XD
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