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Background Pony #B05B
Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just retractable.
Background Pony #6AAB
Don’t worry, she has no V in which to receive it
@Itsthinking
 
2 x 1/2 = 1
 
:D
Go home Spike, you’re a dog.
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I take it the H’s aren’t an option, then?
Fin Fang Foom can relate.
 
(Someone will get it!)
Background Pony #C377
you know everything about dinosaur reproduction is speculation as well, right? they could have had prehensile tentacle dicks for all we know
This is a clear parody of “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream” by Harlan Ellison.
Actually, since Spike has scales, he would fit into the order Squamata. Let’s just say that Rene Descartes would be doubly proud of Spike.
Background Pony #9CCB
@Background Pony  
Exactly. Hence, my assumption dragons have cloacae.
 
@Trickquestion  
This isn’t D&D.
Background Pony #A9BD
@ClownDicks  
Dragons are reptiles, the only creatures we can metaphorically compare them with is dinosaurs.
 
Only because Dragons seem Dino-like.
Well that’s easy Spike. Just use your dragon magic to shapeshift! A couple generations down the line you’ll be related to a sorcerer.
@Itsthinking  
It’s a more reasonable assumption than penises.
But dragons don’t exist and can’t be compared to any species…
Background Pony #880B
Give her the C(loaca).
 
… Cee-lo Waykuh…
 

 

 
Yes.
I think Twilight prefer A’s on her tests!
@Background Pony  
Then maybe the W or the K. Or maybe the Z.
Background Pony #9CCB
@Jackarunda  
It’s just not the same. ;_;
“It’s true… this man dragon has no dick.”
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Dude. Ouch. Give her the T or the Fs instead.