“Mommy hasn’t done this since way before you were even born. It’s such a thrill!
mommy’s old friend Rainbow Dash? The one I used to the bestest of friends with?
how I told you, one day she just ‘went away’? I think it’s time I tell what really happened.
Now then, let’s start with the left flank. Be quiet, Cheesie. Mommy’s gonna hurt you… a lot!”
I know some wild animals, especially adult females who are mothers might be hungry and eat their children, welp… Pinkamena ed the cycle, but with horse meat cupcakes….
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