“Oh, uh, heh, funny story, so the hic! fog machines weren’t working out like I hoped, so I decided hic! to try using bubbles instead. Couldn’t figure out a good hic! way of making bubbles though, so one thing led to another, and… hic!”
“…So, the logical conclusion you settled on was making yourself a pooltoy, partially filling yourself with bubble solution and water, and then bubbling the gas through that.”
“…hic! yeah?”
“…even despite the fact that I bought you a brand new bubble machine for your birthday last year, which you asked for.”
“…hic!…fair point.”
“You at least shut off the tank, right?”
“Y-yeah! I’m just, kinda… stuck. hic!”
“Oh, Vinyl…”