I like the mixed messages this image conveys. On the one hand, she’s all sexy with the naked apron and heels and eyeshadow and all. On the other, the apron is kitschy-cute and clearly matches her decor, her hair is a mess, and she’s grimacing like she just rolled out of bed and can’t function without her tea. Maybe it’s last night’s makeup, she’s wearing the apron because she can’t be arsed to put clothes on but she learned the hard way not to cook naked, and the heels are because the tea shelf is just a little too high.