Flash: I called Mama. She was so happy she cried! She wants you to have her wedding gown. It’s white lace. Twilight: Yeah, Flash. I can’t get married in your mother’s dress. Ha ha. That-she and I, we are not built the same way. Flash: We can have it altered. Twilight: Oh no you don’t! Flash, I’m gonna level with you. We can’t get married at all. Flash: Why not? Twilight: Well, in the first place, I’m not a natural purple. Flash: Doesn’t matter. Twilight:: I smoke! I smoke all the time! Flash: I don’t care. Twilight: Well, I have a terrible past. For seven years now, I’ve been living with a dragon! Flash: I forgive you. Twilight: [Tragically] I can never have children with you… Flash: We can adopt some. Twilight: But you don’t understand, Flash! [Exasperated, changes to an alicorn.] Uhhh, I’m a pony! Flash: [Looks at her then turns back, unperturbed]: Well, nobody’s perfect!
7 Months later, i finally realize that was a reference to “Some Like It Hot.” Delayed reaction, much?
Don’t worry :)
I wish there was a way you can fave comments.
Twilight: Yeah, Flash. I can’t get married in your mother’s dress. Ha ha. That-she and I, we are not built the same way.
Flash: We can have it altered.
Twilight: Oh no you don’t! Flash, I’m gonna level with you. We can’t get married at all.
Flash: Why not?
Twilight: Well, in the first place, I’m not a natural purple.
Flash: Doesn’t matter.
Twilight:: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Flash: I don’t care.
Twilight: Well, I have a terrible past. For seven years now, I’ve been living with a dragon!
Flash: I forgive you.
Twilight: [Tragically] I can never have children with you…
Flash: We can adopt some.
Twilight: But you don’t understand, Flash! [Exasperated, changes to an alicorn.] Uhhh, I’m a pony!
Flash: [Looks at her then turns back, unperturbed]: Well, nobody’s perfect!