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Pinkie Pie: I was worried for a moment because I thought it was made with actual hummingbirds, but since it’s not, please send my compliments to the chef; it’s delicious!
Bad Wit: Glad you’re enjoyin’ it! Like my cheap labor, there’s plenty more where that came from!
Pinkie Pie: You know, I’ve never noticed before, but all your workers look like a certain banana-giving pony.
Bad Wit: Oh, they’re not my workers; they’re my slaves.
Pinkie Pie: Slaves?
Bad Wit: Yeah, slaves; I own them, which means that I can pay them less than minimum wage!
Pinkie Pie: How did you get so many of them?
Bad Wit: Well, bein’ the money-makin’ pony that I am, I capture every Banana Pie that comes along to pester me, make him my property, and force him to work here on my plantation. That’s called killin’ two birds with one stone!
Pinkie Pie: That’s terrible!
Bad Wit: No, that’s business! Yes sir, these unicorns are the hardest workin’ banana growers in Equestria; I saw to it! I even had their horns disabled so that they’d work even harder without using magic!
Pinkie Pie: Aren’t you afraid they might rise up and revolt?
Bad Wit: I don’t know about them feebleminded Pies “risin’ up”, but they’re always revoltin’; they disgust all five of my senses.
Pinkie Pie: Well, at least they have a roof over their heads, right?
Bad Wit: I’ve accommodated my slaves with sturdy banana boxes made with the finest cardboard, and they seem to be content with that. Of course, their boxes tend to get soggy in the rain, but that’s what they get for complainin’ about havin’ to work in the hot sun all day.
Pinkie Pie: That’s not nice! No, that-that’s depressing!
Bad Wit: No, that’s funny! You should see them scramble for shelter during a downpour! Ha, ha, ha! [sighs] Them Pies are a barrel of laughs!
Pinkie Pie: Well, what if one of them catches a cold? Does he even get a sick day?
Bad Wit: What the hay’s a sick day? Whenever I catch any Pies coughin’ and sneezin’ all over my plantation, I immediately auction them off to the highest–and cruelest–bidder! Problem solved! Care for another slice of cake, Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Uh, no thanks, Bad Wit; I’m not so hungry anymore.

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**Bad Wit:** How's the hummin'bird cake, Pinkie Pie?
**Pinkie Pie:** I was worried for a moment because I thought it was made with actual hummingbirds, but since it's not, please send my compliments to the chef; it's *delicious*!
**Bad Wit:** Glad you're enjoyin' it! Like my cheap labor, there's plenty more where that came from!
**Pinkie Pie:** You know, I've never noticed before, but all your workers look like a certain banana-giving pony.
**Bad Wit:** Oh, they're not my workers; they're my slaves.
**Pinkie Pie:** Slaves?
**Bad Wit:** Yeah, slaves; I own them, which means that I can pay them less than minimum wage!
**Pinkie Pie:** How did you get so many of them?
**Bad Wit:** Well, bein' the money-makin' pony that I am, I capture every Banana Pie that comes along to pester me, make him my property, and force him to work here on my plantation. That's called killin' two birds with one stone!
**Pinkie Pie:** That's terrible!
**Bad Wit:** No, that's business! Yes sir, these unicorns are the hardest workin' banana growers in Equestria; I saw to it! I even had their horns disabled so that they'd work even harder without using magic!
**Pinkie Pie:** Aren't you afraid they might rise up and revolt?
**Bad Wit:** I don't know about them feebleminded Pies "risin' up", but they're always revoltin'; they disgust all five of my senses.
**Pinkie Pie:** Well, at least they have a roof over their heads, right?
**Bad Wit:** I've accommodated my slaves with sturdy banana boxes made with the finest cardboard, and they seem to be content with that. Of course, their boxes tend to get soggy in the rain, but that's what they get for complainin' about havin' to work in the hot sun all day.
**Pinkie Pie:** That's not nice! No, that-that's depressing!
**Bad Wit:** No, that's funny! You should see them scramble for shelter during a downpour! Ha, ha, ha! [sighs] Them Pies are a barrel of laughs!
**Pinkie Pie:** Well, what if one of them catches a cold? Does he even get a sick day?
**Bad Wit:** What the hay's a sick day? Whenever I catch any Pies coughin' and sneezin' all over my plantation, I immediately auction them off to the highest--and cruelest--bidder! Problem solved! Care for another slice of cake, Pinkie?
**Pinkie Pie:** Uh, no thanks, Bad Wit; I'm not so hungry anymore.

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