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AvoidingFever17
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Actual Shimmerist
Oh no
Background Pony #9C52
Point is,
Mares being horny is really hot
Bicorn Boi

Hyper Stud
Picture of a fictional erotic scenario made up of fictional species inspired by a mythological creature loosely based on a real creature, framed in a comedic fashion
Comments: “This is absolutely unrealistic and stupid and everyone who likes this is a terrible person”
go seek peace of mind, please, you are hurting yourself
Background Pony #0772
@Background Pony #60D0
Why would they have heat in the first place?
And have you been around animals who are in heat? It really is “brains off.”
Why would that ever be a thing? They have magic and potions; it shouldn’t even be a thing, even if it existed.
They should just say they want an excuse for them to act OOC and have their agency taken away, ‘cause even the males get affected when they smell a female in heat.
There would be no way they could have the society they have if they were still suffering from esterus.
They’re magically evolved or whatever; it’s ridiculous to think they still go into heat, and it’s a hentai cope to think otherwise.
Background Pony #60D0
@Background Pony #0772
Your argument assumes that “estrus always = brain off, instincts only.” And sure yes, there are a lot of artists that depict it that way.
But sapient creatures would most likely just treat their heat like humans do their period, the biggest difference just being the timing of it. Humans don’t just go into uncontrollable sex mode when it happens, and I don’t imagine ponies or other creatures would either.
Background Pony #0772
@DEN_SMOG
What’s frustrating is that they’re trying to be all “gotcha I am factually correct!” when they can just come out and say “I just like what is pretty much biological rape on sapient creatures that rob them of their character.” You can just have them be slutty in the first place without robbing their agency. I don’t get why they want them to be like animals if you know what I mean.
@Background Pony #60D0
Which just solidifies my point even more, honestly, especially with bat ponies being a thing.
Background Pony #60D0
@Background Pony #0772
There are some species of bats and mice that go through menstrual cycles instead of estrus cycles. I doubt that has anything to do with intelligence.
DEN_SMOG
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@Background Pony #0772
Let’s be honest, many people just want to see more cruelty and intrigue in this (already quite) cruel world.
And many people also like sex-starved mares and that make them look at characters from a children’s cartoon, lol.
Background Pony #0772
Real horses, maybe; what does that have to do with sapient magical alien creatures from another dimension?
Dolphins don’t go into heat because of their intelligence, and MLPs are considered people; why would that even be a thing for them? Wouldn’t magic just erase that in the first place?
Background Pony #BEE3
@Background Pony #7DE3
Ah The Weaver, I certainly enjoyed his MLP drawings, too bad he left the fandom too early.
Background Pony #7DE3
@DEN_SMOG
Weaver did manage to make a reference to it, many years ago.
>>48798
DEN_SMOG
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
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PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
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@Background Pony #BEE3
I’m glad that this part about horses is almost always not used in MLP. That would be very cruel.…Actually, your comment is the first mention I’ve seen of this in the MLP framework…
It also reminds me of an interesting video about horses that I watched recently. Yes, it’s not in English, but the subtitles seem to work well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9-j5qktO18
Background Pony #BEE3
I understand that mares exhibit this behavior because the males are very territorial; so they mate with all the males in the herd to discourage them from attacking the foal, believing it to be their foal.
Background Pony #60D0
Very important information.
Background Pony #7DE3
A bit of an odd way to say she’s excited for summer.
Background Pony #075E
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I just can’t tell who’s Pabbley’s favorite out of the mane 6…
DEN_SMOG
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
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PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
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Rice pone
Is that a tie for professionalism, or a swimsuit for, well…?
Background Pony #0305
So, what are you trying to tell me?
I love fun facts