So you’re telling me I could get a cute, strictly monogamous wife, an active sex life, and no fewer than 6 adorable children, at basically zero effort on my part?
Probable need for hearing protection against the Eeeee aside, I’m not really seeing the downside here…
^:)
This is a legally mandated PSA. Don’t. Fuck. Bats.
Sir! Did you think you were safe from bat ponies just because it’s been a few days? Sir! You are never safe from bat ponies.
Bat pony females are notorious for breaking into the houses of single males of any species and declaring themselves your wife just like that. If you do ANYTHING to reinforce in her mind that she’s your wife then ‘congratulations’ you two are ‘married’.
And the worst part is that bats mate for life. She will fuck you every day and produce at least 6 bat pony fillies. That’s right, bat ponies will only produce bat fillies when impregnated by a non-pony.
Think about that, sir. Do you really want to fill you town with annoying bat ponies?
You need to be more careful. I’m a bat pony and I’m in your house right now! I’m only here because of a court order to warn my neighbors but now that I’m in, I already consider myself your wife. What do you want for dinner, dear? Actually, why don’t you show me our bedroom first?
ill take what i can get at this point
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Oh god…
THEY MATE FOR LIFE!?
@Radiant Star
your current filter.This is a legally mandated PSA. Don’t. Fuck. Bats.
Sir! Did you think you were safe from bat ponies just because it’s been a few days? Sir! You are never safe from bat ponies.
Bat pony females are notorious for breaking into the houses of single males of any species and declaring themselves your wife just like that. If you do ANYTHING to reinforce in her mind that she’s your wife then ‘congratulations’ you two are ‘married’.
And the worst part is that bats mate for life. She will fuck you every day and produce at least 6 bat pony fillies. That’s right, bat ponies will only produce bat fillies when impregnated by a non-pony.
Think about that, sir. Do you really want to fill you town with annoying bat ponies?
You need to be more careful. I’m a bat pony and I’m in your house right now! I’m only here because of a court order to warn my neighbors but now that I’m in, I already consider myself your wife. What do you want for dinner, dear? Actually, why don’t you show me our bedroom first?
Get THIS BAP TO GET RETRAINED!
BAPS MUST BE LOVED!