“Well…I was hoping not to make this video, but by the will of Celestia it just had to be done. Yes, King Sombra is at it again with his mind controlling schemes. He’s a stain in the streaming community, a stain that’s stronger than the stains on my old carpets I had to replace. I’ve touched up on this topic quite a few times so for those who aren’t in the know, Sombra ed a video just a few days ago on Ponytube which showed him mind-controlling half of the Crystal Kingdom and recorded them running his personal armory for an entire day! Then he mind-controlled Princess Twilight and streamed her live by making her lick his hoofs for a couple of hours to humiliate her while he was sipping on a pina colada. Buddy, my hoofs probably need a licking too and Twilight would enjoy them more than yours! Meanwhile, Cadance was sitting in her castle on her throne being interviewed about the situation and get this! She! On camera! said “I’m about to go get my hooves done so I’ll have my husband deal with this” with little care of what’s happening to her ponies! Cadance! Your husband is the last pony to send to stop Sombra. He’s like a child trying to fight Mike Hoofson in a boxing match. I…I don’t understand how Ponytube is allowing this man to keep hypnotizing ponies for content! It’s-it…it’s hogwash! It’s a bunch of hooey! He breaks ToS and they don’t punish him in anyway aside from just a one day ban for calling out the zebras again. I get a lot of heat for not talking about Hasan Spiker, but he gets away with mind control? It….I don’t know I just wanted to talk about it.”
Lol
You gotta finish it. “YEEEAHH BABYYYY THAT’S IT! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT!”
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