ive decided blueblood’s nose and ears and stuff are blue now because he has blue blood. insert magical bullshit reason here. his family is the last in a long line of purebred (probably a little TOO pure bred…) unicorns from the royal family of times long past. this doesn’t seem to have any effect on him or his quality of life, so it’s just a neat feature of those in his bloodline… OR IS IT??????!!!
anyways. yeah bet you didn’t expect to see these three together
We’re going back. Waaaay back. Blueblood and Trenderhoof are kids. There are several vacation houses that their families cycle through within the year for a variety of reasons. The favorite, however, is the summer house on the beach in Horeshoe Bay, right near Baltimare.
It’s home to exciting natural places to explore and a fun city to go to, but best of all is they have a neighbor up the street who knows the lay of the land. Chickadee Yearling! Though he(?) just goes by Yearling. While Trenderhoof and Blueblood’s family have their lame loud parties, Yearling and the boys go on the beach to camp out and tell ghost stories, they sneak into the nearby forests and alcoves, even going into the Hayseed Swamps at times. They are incredibly unsupervised, their parents couldn’t care less about where they go as long as they come back before the vacation is over. Yearling’s parents care, but they care less when they realize the rich folk who he(???) is hanging out with, lol.
Blueblood doesn’t like Yearling very much. Getting inbetween him and Trenderhoof is a death wish, but Blueblood’s petty and childish remarks and piercing glares do little to deter the rambunctious and snarky Yearling. Trenderhoof and Yearling bond greatly over writing, coming up with numerous stories where Trenderhoof’s romantic, introspective writing is punctuated by Yearling’s fiery action scenes. Blueblood thinks reading and writing is such a bore. Their stories are fun, but why waste time making things up when they can actually go DO things???
Finally. They go and do things. This is where Blueblood quite enjoys Yearling’s company, as they both egg each other on to do more and more daring things. Trenderhoof is a bit of a knobby knee nerd who, while he enjoys exotic things, much prefers to observe safely than partake. He appreciates the novelty of new experiences, but what Yearling and Blueblood do is far too involved. They scale mountains and swing on vines over alligator infested lakes and poke venomous animals with sticks… this time they’ve managed to catch and blindfold a cockatrice, good lord! Trenderhoof would much rather encounter a nice domesticated cockatrice rather than a wild one…
Yearling complains to the boys that he has to go to the Filly Scouts summer camp to “become more disciplined”, so she won’t be able to them this year like he–no, SHE normally does. They are both floored. They only know Yearling in like, 2 week intervals over the past two years, but they were both too dense to realize that Yearling was a girl this whole time. I mean, what kind of girl would do all the boy stuff that they’ve been doing?!
Yearling its she never corrected them because she didn’t really care. And also because the girls at her school are boring and the guys are creeped out by her, so these two were her only friends that were chill with how she was…
Unfortunately, Blueblood is absolutely disgusted that he’s been hanging out with a FEMALE that has COOTIES this whole time. Throughout his life, girls have always been bothering him with their confessions and fawning, wanting to hang out and do their dumb little girl things like painting their hooves or moonlit walks on the beach or something. Stuff that is utterly boring. How is it that Yearling was none of that!? He can’t wrap his head around it at all. Initially, he is scared and betrayed.
Trenderhoof, however… is enamored. Starstruck. Gobsmacked in the best way imaginable. All the things that Blueblood hates about this reveal, Trenderhoof absolutely ADORES. He didn’t know girls could be like this, either. And now that he knows… he’s in love. A dumb boy being stupid and picking a fight with a baby crocodile is par for the course, but a wonderful girl brave and headstrong enough to do so…? He can’t stop staring.
Yearling isn’t happy about their reactions. She knew they were going to look at her and treat her differently, but she didn’t realize by how much. The two boys even start going at each other, with Blueblood clearly being jealous of all the weird extra attention Trenderhoof is now giving her, meanwhile Blueblood wants to cut everything off because she’s obviously stealing his best friend away!
Meanwhile, Yearling honestly could not give less of a fuck about these two and their gay drama and cuts them both off in the end. Their family moves the next year anyway, so they don’t see her again. At least, not for a long, long time…
hope you enjoy! i want to reiterate that: chickadee yearling is not trans, she is still a cis female in modern day Gamiverse. blueblood and trenderhoof are just very stupid and blinded by misogyny and their perception of gender roles lmfao. i growing up i was tomboying so hard people thought i was a boy/joked about me being a boy, too 💀