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S-3125
Fifth Yacht -
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Memetic eldritch horror
Background Pony #8BC4
☢ + Ʊ = dead horse
RIP2UALL
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Bronze Trophy - Achievement Hunter

「The Commodore」
Wicked rad horseshoes!
Background Pony #6160
elite ball knowledge
BigBuggyBastage
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
I love the basic idea of this. As others have pointed out, there are…unfortunate realities. I won’t be a wet blanket, though.
And never mind that we’re looking at a blue, talking cartoon horse. 🤪
The_K_Man
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?

Imagebooru Safari Guide
Those shoes are heavy. 2.4x the density of iron and 1.7x of lead. That’s certainly a spicy way of weighted flight training. She’s cute though.
@pink_cloud
“Ms. Dash, you have lymphoma.”
“Oh my.”
“Probably from wearing those uranium horseshoes. What the hell were you trying to prove?”
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DevField
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~

Golden Star
@Background Pony #D171
Yeah, uranium metal would not glow like this, it’s probably radium doped zinc sulfide instead
I’m pretty sure Uranium is toxic
Background Pony #FD21
TAKE THEM OFF DASH TAKE THOSE HORSESHOES OFF NOOOOOOOOOO
Background Pony #D171
I thought Uranium only glows with a black light, unless that only applies to uranium glass.
Background Pony #9132
Awesome!!
Background Pony #45FD
“the uranium horse shoes worked fine, until her fetlocks fell off”
I’m sure it won’t affect your balance, flight speed or health in any way
pink_cloud
Fifth Yacht -
Cheesed It - You know what you did.
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?

background changling#74
is there a part 2 of her with cancer?