And then Berry just buys some booze for herself AND for Ocellus. The local town drunk gets something and the local skittlebug gets something. Everypony wins!
@Background Pony #2724
“And before you get any ideas and think you can come in here ing as anypony else, Rainbow Dash only ever buys Fireball because Spitfire told her it’ll make you fly faster, Applejack brews her own, Pinkie Pie only ever buys rum so she can make rum cake and somehow gets drunk off of it, Fluttershy always bursts into tears and begs me not to call the cops when I ask her for her ID even though she’s 37 and only buys tonic water, Spike only ever buys cigarettes, Celestia always sneaks in the back ever since the tabloid thing, Luna always pays in exact bits because debit machines scare and confuse her, Cadance and Shining Armor have sworn off drinking until Flurry Heart is double-digits, I could go on and on but I will see through your disguise every time and you’re not the first changeling who thinks she can trick me. Just ask Crackle Cosette or Shutter Bug or whatever the hell Chrysalis claimed her name was with her punk-ass fake ID.” XD
@Background Pony #9D73
She’s a surly liquor store owner who is a million percent done with teens trying to buy sauce. She is completely and utterly out of fucks to give XD
@Eragor14
Just these two. There’s really nothing I could do with the rest anyways XD
@Mr.Myoozik @AvoidingFever17
Rarity drinks Applejack’s cider to be a good friend, and then needs to “un-common” her stomach with high-priced vintage wine FROM A BOTTLE XD
@WanderingHolyKnight
The store owner gets it, like she did her fair share of drinking as a filly as well. But laws are laws and, in her own words, she has bills to pay and will be damned if she’ll lose her liquor license because Princess Burgerpant’s underage diversity hires want booze XD
@Clever Clovers
Puppy dog eyes do NOT work on that one. She has a heart of steel. Only thing that works on her is valid ID and enough money to pay the tab XD
I never even liked the idea that Chrysalis is that old. I always had the headcanon that she’s actually really young, like 16 or 17 at the oldest, and they have a caste-based leadership where she’s a queen so she has to be their ruler. To me, that explains the errors in her plans like swarming and conquering when her species seems tailor-made for stealth and subterfuge :D
Ocellus: Hey, you don’t exactly work here, Mr. Paladin.
Me: No, but the owner had an emergency and I offered to help.
It was the right thing to do.
Speaking of, I should report you to Princess Twilight and Ms. Rarity for this…
Ocellus: (terrified)
Me:..but I’ll overlook this if you leave and tell Smolder to stop trying to find loopholes to drinking laws.
True
@AvoidingFever17
Berry would never buy booze for anyone else. Not when she could just drink it herself XD
Ye
@Badumsquish
@AvoidingFever17
Edited
Yeah
Then berry would be “Nice try ocellus”
Store owner would know. Besides, she’d be the most likely pony to wander in there for real while in there disguised as her XD
NAH
I bet a Berry Punch disguise would work.
Hehe
She’s ready for it :D
your current filter.“And before you get any ideas and think you can come in here ing as anypony else, Rainbow Dash only ever buys Fireball because Spitfire told her it’ll make you fly faster, Applejack brews her own, Pinkie Pie only ever buys rum so she can make rum cake and somehow gets drunk off of it, Fluttershy always bursts into tears and begs me not to call the cops when I ask her for her ID even though she’s 37 and only buys tonic water, Spike only ever buys cigarettes, Celestia always sneaks in the back ever since the tabloid thing, Luna always pays in exact bits because debit machines scare and confuse her, Cadance and Shining Armor have sworn off drinking until Flurry Heart is double-digits, I could go on and on but I will see through your disguise every time and you’re not the first changeling who thinks she can trick me. Just ask Crackle Cosette or Shutter Bug or whatever the hell Chrysalis claimed her name was with her punk-ass fake ID.” XD
Ocellus, probably :D
She’s a surly liquor store owner who is a million percent done with teens trying to buy sauce. She is completely and utterly out of fucks to give XD
Just these two. There’s really nothing I could do with the rest anyways XD
She needs to work on her changelinging XD
@AvoidingFever17
Rarity drinks Applejack’s cider to be a good friend, and then needs to “un-common” her stomach with high-priced vintage wine FROM A BOTTLE XD
your current filter.The store owner gets it, like she did her fair share of drinking as a filly as well. But laws are laws and, in her own words, she has bills to pay and will be damned if she’ll lose her liquor license because Princess Burgerpant’s underage diversity hires want booze XD
Puppy dog eyes do NOT work on that one. She has a heart of steel. Only thing that works on her is valid ID and enough money to pay the tab XD
@WanderingHolyKnight
I would assume shorter lifespans on the whole, because the show implies they breed like mad and have insane numbers:
your current filter.I never even liked the idea that Chrysalis is that old. I always had the headcanon that she’s actually really young, like 16 or 17 at the oldest, and they have a caste-based leadership where she’s a queen so she has to be their ruler. To me, that explains the errors in her plans like swarming and conquering when her species seems tailor-made for stealth and subterfuge :D
@Background Pony #6962
But the store owner saw through to the bug butt beneath XD
And only ever from the finest glasses XD
I’d assume like ponies, except we don’t really know what lifespan ponies have.
Edited
It was the right thing to do.
Speaking of, I should report you to Princess Twilight and Ms. Rarity for this…
Sbe and her japples
She can PLEASE learn not everyone likes apples
…
I should run right?
your current filter.that should have worked