I literally crushed his pelvis (again), and then he got up and started painting his plastic toys

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@Background Pony #9246
Thank you for explaining, was truly perplexing without the context
Got to bang his crash and still spend time with his Warhammer hobbies.
I envy Spike.
Background Pony #9246
@modus_ponens 🍎🐴=🥇🐴
It’s from russian memes. First one is when a pretty girl invites a geek to help her reinstall windows (with obvious intentions).
Second one is more direct approach when a guy says “Perhaps you want a stick of tea?” to his girlfriend.
Though it also can be a reference to another meme when comic/image/story leads to intercourse and suddenly ends with “And then they brewed tea. And drank it all night.”
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Kinky Kirin
She crushed the chaos out of him
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Go fsck yourself
Rarity means to say, “I will restart and/or break your system whenever I damn well please.”
Windows requires you to push the power button in and out so many times, it might as well be sex, huehue
Idk, maybe it’s not actually a Windows logo? Maybe it’s just a normal window and they’ve been at it around the clock?
Windows + tea = sex…?
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@Paws359
Fluttershy comes in, asking what’s up. Rarity tells her how she banged Spike so hard she broke his dickbone, and so he’s painting miniatures until he heals. Shy knows exactly what that’s like.
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I don’t quite understand what’s going on here
Discord with Flutterhy’s butterflies circling his head is a really cute idea, haha
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They are NOT Toys!! They’re hobbyists’ miniatures!
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Likes good dialogue.
I think it is literal: Rarity is giving Fluttershy an update about her & Spike’s situation.
What does windows update & coffee mean?