Geez, and I thought the TotK versions were icky-looking…
They are quite literally throbbing, sentient fleshlights that undulate and squirm their way toward you in Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask. At least in Tears of the Kingdom, they don’t try to eat your shield or clothing. However, you couldn’t really get away with the clothing part in TOTK, since there are no tunics resistant to that like the Kokiri Tunic in OOT. Though in Majora’s Mask, it’s limited to shields only, so once you get the Mirror Shield in Majora, the only thing you have to worry about is how annoying they are.
@Background Pony #CABB @WanderingHolyKnight
They are, but it’s hard to take a good breath to blow fire when these things are churning you around and coiling tentacles around you XD
@Sollace @Mollyalt
This one is 100% on Smolder. She could have easily beaten this thing in a fight. Trouble is, her patented dragon ego made her walk right up to it, poke it, and look away to make fun of it while it just sat there undulating menacingly XD
@Setsugekka @WanderingHolyKnight @Background Pony #2A30 @Sollace
I’ve decided, how these things work, is if they eat you and you are wearing clothes they eat your clothes and spit you out. If you’re not wearing clothes, they lay eggs instead >:D
@Background Pony #F88F
I actually have a theory they decided these things looked too perverse. They stopped using them in all the 3D realistic-looking ones, while the ones in the more cartoony entries became far more silly and cartoonish. Then the ones in TOTK are really gross-looking XD
@Dirty Bit @Background Pony #A10B
Smolder has a habit of tempting fate. She’s the adventurer equivalent to Dan Hibiki. She thinks she’s hot stuff, no pun intended, because of her armored scales and fire-breath and immunity to heat. Most monsters would rather be kinky than violent these days, it seems XD
@Clever Clovers
Spike would just be like “Benefits of being Twilight’s apprentice. I know enough about the world to not come within munching distance of a like like” XD
Smolder, if the “something” you are describing has a very generous-looking purple/white color combo, then Spike really needs some professional help yesterday.
@WanderingHolyKnight
They are, but it’s hard to take a good breath to blow fire when these things are churning you around and coiling tentacles around you XD
Well, they can be harmed with fire arrows alongside regular attacks, so by that logic, they can be burned.
Are they burnable?
(Lmao)
@Mollyalt
This one is 100% on Smolder. She could have easily beaten this thing in a fight. Trouble is, her patented dragon ego made her walk right up to it, poke it, and look away to make fun of it while it just sat there undulating menacingly XD
Huh alright then
your current filter.@ODSX7
@Mollyalt
@Background Pony #CABB
@Mollyalt
@Background Pony #F2B0
@Setsugekka
They are, without a doubt, the single most perverse enemy to ever grace a Zelda game. Let’s watch :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ZPc8U1Jd0
@WanderingHolyKnight
@Background Pony #2A30
@Sollace
I’ve decided, how these things work, is if they eat you and you are wearing clothes they eat your clothes and spit you out. If you’re not wearing clothes, they lay eggs instead >:D
@dzamie
@Farnham
There’s a lot of wild things that are gonna happen XD
Thankfully it’s all monsters that don’t care about child . So far XD
(Ding) XD
I actually have a theory they decided these things looked too perverse. They stopped using them in all the 3D realistic-looking ones, while the ones in the more cartoony entries became far more silly and cartoonish. Then the ones in TOTK are really gross-looking XD
That’d be a good time XD
@Background Pony #A10B
Smolder has a habit of tempting fate. She’s the adventurer equivalent to Dan Hibiki. She thinks she’s hot stuff, no pun intended, because of her armored scales and fire-breath and immunity to heat. Most monsters would rather be kinky than violent these days, it seems XD
Among other things XD
Spike would just be like “Benefits of being Twilight’s apprentice. I know enough about the world to not come within munching distance of a like like” XD
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The brave call it a living flesh light
A Like Like. They’re from the Legend of Zelda games.
(a Living sex toy idk lmao)
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