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Last 3 s are Derpi life.
Horse accurate ponies aren’t that bad.
@PonyQuarantine
Okay.
Anyway, you probably know this, but for those who don’t: They protect the mother from the hooves during the birth.
Background Pony #39D4
PQ-verse if it was slightly more realistic?
What is 1% saying in the fist square? Brain refuses to read it as anything other than a Swedish hi & it causes confusion.
Never heard of foal slippers before… thats a mildly unsettling discovery.
Poor Scoops. I hope it at least pays well, she could use a vacation.
@Background Pony #CABF
They are called foal slippers, it’s right there.
Eponychium if you want the scientific name
Tetrominon
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Bronze Bit -
Speaking Fancy - For helping with translations
Happy Derpy! -

Undesirable
tiny sapient ungulates
@Background Pony #CABF
“Fairy Fingers” is one term I believe.
@Background Pony #9284
Well, “enthusiasm for” is probably required. “Fetish” in the sexual sense is definitely not. I suspect that a lot of Ponies with sports related and other talents where you have to be REALLY good to make a living end up with jobs outside their Marks, and do Mark related stuff as hobbies. I also suspect that the Princesses keep an eye on that sort of thing, because if it gets TOO high it counts as a “misery index”.
Background Pony #9284
We all pity the ponies with cutie marks they don’t have a fetish for.
Background Pony #CABF
@Its A Trap
No, no, not suddenly hands. That’s just something real horse foals are born with. They’re not fingers they’re, uh, fluffy, but not like how you’re probably thinking. I don’t what it’s called, and I wouldn’t recommend looking it up, I’ve seen the IRL pictures and it’s kind of unsettling to look at.
Ocularly accurate pony
Suddenly, hands
Well you are a civilisation of horses