@dorangrey
An army! Half to bring her and endless supply of food and the other half to keep her moving so as not to get bed sores.
Also massages. Lots and lots of massages.
I’m a giant perv and yet the only thing I can think that I’d want to do to her is roll her on her back and use her as a beanbag chair.
…a very greasy beanbag chair…
Why does the idea of that turn me on so much?!
An army! Half to bring her and endless supply of food and the other half to keep her moving so as not to get bed sores.
Also massages. Lots and lots of massages.
Well, bring her more. Also pretend not to notice her flatulence.
Sponge bath? Though, you’d have to be sure to clean in between all of her fat folds.
…a very greasy beanbag chair…
She isn’t already? She’s sweating “Crisco!”
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